Klytus Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: It should work. It says so right in this diagram. Q: Whay are you so surprised this model airplane isn't flying? A: Pelvis Restly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Pelvis Restly Ok, y'all are slipping. More than 24 hours, and I have to come to the rescue with my slipshod, boring, barely acceptable questions. Sheesh. Q: Umm, that new super, the one who knocked out Grond with a single thrust of his hip, the one who wrestled Ninja-Weasel into submission, what was his name? A: Lilac-flavored birthday cake. Much better than chocolate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by White Heat Ok, y'all are slipping. More than 24 hours, and I have to come to the rescue with my slipshod, boring, barely acceptable questions. Sheesh. Q: Umm, that new super, the one who knocked out Grond with a single thrust of his hip, the one who wrestled Ninja-Weasel into submission, what was his name? A: Lilac-flavored birthday cake. Much better than chocolate! Q: So , what did the fey folk cook for you on today of all days? A: a searing tidal wave of flame that threatens to consume us all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So , what did the fey folk cook for you on today of all days? A: a searing tidal wave of flame that threatens to consume us all! Q) EW Gross! What's that smell? A) 232000 screaming fanites in Legolas garb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) 232000 screaming fanites in Legolas garb. Q) What's that high pitched girly roar? A) Swords are of no use here. This evil is beyond any of your postings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q) What's that high pitched girly roar? A) Swords are of no use here. This evil is beyond any of your postings. Q) How will we stop this thing, Mighty Hermit? Perhaps these weapons strewn about its rabbit cage? A) Exactly, then after that she screamed there can be only one and chopped off Britney Spear's Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q) How will we stop this thing, Mighty Hermit? Perhaps these weapons strewn about its rabbit cage? A) Exactly, then after that she screamed there can be only one and chopped off Britney Spear's Head. Q: So, Maddona is an Immortal? A: He was bitten by a radioactive silkworm, that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: He was bitten by a radioactive silkworm, that's why. Q: So, why is Lemming writhing on the ground, eating leaves and spewing silk wildly around the room? A: Of course I know how to use it. I learned in the Boy Sprouts! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Of course I know how to use it. I learned in the Boy Sprouts! Q: Are you sure you know how to use that canning device? A: Fifteen Tons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: Are you sure you know how to use that canning device? A: Fifteen Tons? Q: What is your guess for the average weight a Marvel super can lift? A: 2 half naked chicks in spandex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: 2 half naked chicks in spandex. Q: How are the male NGD posters picturing Kara and Rachel on Christmas? A: No presents for you this year, young man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: How are the male NGD posters picturing Kara and Rachel on Christmas? A: No presents for you this year, young man! Q: If i've been bad, would you spank me? A: duck? Where? *WHAM* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: duck? Where? *WHAM* Q: Hey, Tim, what do you think you should do after that last question of yours? A: Santa Claus and Alyssa Milano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Santa Claus and Alyssa Milano Q: What's Starlord's wish list for this year? A: Twenty pounds of toenail clippings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Q: What was found in the spider hole with Saddam Hussien? A: sorry I had to fighten you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: sorry I had to fighten you. Q: With that lisp you sounded like my ex-girlfriend! A: Moo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: With that lisp you sounded like my ex-girlfriend! A: Moo! Q: Excuse me are you a cow? A: last night I looked at my life and said "WOW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: last night I looked at my life and said "WOW" Q: So, how did your date with Alyso Milano go? A: A river of scotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: A river of scotch Q: What do you get when you have a scottish drinking festival, and no toilets? A: I think I need to get a penecillan shot. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Q: Did you like how I kissed? A: pounding headache, fever, body aches, yep its dinnertime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Did you like how I kissed? A: pounding headache, fever, body aches, yep its dinnertime. Q: What did the buzzard say as it circled over that sick hiker? A: Don't be so glumb my dear, you'll grow accustomed to me in time. You'll even come to call my Palace Of Eternal Darkness home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite Q: What did the buzzard say as it circled over that sick hiker? A: Don't be so glumb my dear, you'll grow accustomed to me in time. You'll even come to call my Palace Of Eternal Darkness home. Q: So, how did Ashcroft propose anyways? A: It has the power of a thousand suns in flux, and it smells of mint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: It has the power of a thousand suns in flux, and it smells of mint! Q: So how's the new urinal cake design coming along? A: My hat is melting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Originally posted by lemming A: My hat is melting Q: So, how's the new urinal cake design coming along? (sorry. I couldn't resist. It was so pat...) A: Aunt Genie's Green Jello Salad, of course. They all demanded I bring it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Q: So what are you going to use to represent the green slime? A: The peanut butter of the Gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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