Klytus Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: "Swannee River" performed entirely in White Face. Q: What was the second half of Tim's punishment after loosing both kneecaps? A: A prophetic refrigerator of doom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What was the second half of Tim's punishment after loosing both kneecaps? A: A prophetic refrigerator of doom Q: Where did you get the idea that vegtables were taking over? A: He should have found out before he jumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: He should have found out before he jumped. Q: Didn't he know that parachute was broken? A: Well that plan was a bust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Q: Did your plan work? The one in which, you kidnapped Steve Long and feed him caffine, so he'll write Hero products just for you. A: I've fallen and can't get down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: I've fallen and can't get down. Q: What injury brought Janet Jackson's dancing tour to a premature end? A: He went for distance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What injury brought Janet Jackson's dancing tour to a premature end? A: He went for distance Q: That's terrifica accuracy, he even spelled his name in the snow...why's he so upset? A: The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play 5 card draw, jokers are wild, on my snout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2004 Report Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit Q: That's terrifica accuracy, he even spelled his name in the snow...why's he so upset? A: The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play 5 card draw, jokers are wild, on my snout. Q: So what happened while you were buried? A: Vengence is Mine! You can have revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: Vengence is Mine! You can have revenge. Q: Why can I not have my vengeance? A: Twenty gallons of red wine, golden boots, and a duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Why can I not have my vengeance? A: Twenty gallons of red wine, golden boots, and a duck Q. Hey Omar... can you read me the first line of your new poem? A. From the photograph you'd expect they'd be fun to associate with. But photographs don't convey the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 Q: How was the four day gaming con? A: Th eye bone is connected to the brain bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 Q) So what _exactly_ is the result of the infamous Liverpool kiss? A) Forgive me, Lord Justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Haven Walkur Q) So what _exactly_ is the result of the infamous Liverpool kiss? A) Forgive me, Lord Justice. Q: You haven't finished knitting me that scarf yet, have you? A: Robert Jordon with a typewriter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 Q) In the literary version of the game "Clue," who killed fantasy literature in the conservatory and what weapon did he use? A) A madman has the strength of ten--and I have the strength of ten madmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by Haven Walkur A) A madman has the strength of ten--and I have the strength of ten madmen. Q: On a scale of one-to-ten, how strong are you? A: Only Foxbat understands me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2004 Report Share Posted January 27, 2004 Q. What thought made Mechanon realise that someone had interfered with his last rebuild ? A. It's the Lou Dacerous show ! And here's Louie ! (note it's pronounced ludicrous) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble Q. What thought made Mechanon realise that someone had interfered with his last rebuild ? A. It's the Lou Dacerous show ! And here's Louie ! (note it's pronounced ludicrous) Q: What new show killed CBS monday night comedy? A: A Hamstring Sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: A Hamstring Sandwich Q: Why are you rushing to the hospital? Was it something you ate? A: An undead pixie with cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Q. What clue alerted the Champions guess that Black Harlequin had got at the script for the Will Ferral film Elf ? A. From Arlington cemetry it's Saturday Night Dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble Q. What clue alerted the Champions guess that Black Harlequin had got at the script for the Will Ferral film Elf ? A. From Arlington cemetry it's Saturday Night Dead. Q: What's the happenist necromatic talent pool on cable today? A: My evil knows no bounds... well, one boundary, that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: My evil knows no bounds... well, one boundary, that one. Q. So, Dr. Villainy... can I presume you'll be voting for George W. Bush this year? A. No, but the man looked so much like Santa Claus that she couldn't resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. So, Dr. Villainy... can I presume you'll be voting for George W. Bush this year? A. No, but the man looked so much like Santa Claus that she couldn't resist. Q) So what did Marge Schott charge that bum for the lap dance? A) I had to do it to remove the image of "Marge Schott" and "Lap-Dance". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) I had to do it to remove the image of "Marge Schott" and "Lap-Dance". Q: What's with the railroad spike piercing thru the head? A: Well, the rhino needed a straw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: Well, the rhino needed a straw Q: Why did that rhino trample that dude with the large coke? A: Fortunately, I had a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Q: Did you get hurt when attacked by that Pit Bill? A: No more Mr. Bastiche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Q. So any changes now you've changed your name to Pastiche Man ? A. Personal Foul. Chickens on the pitch belong to owner. 15 yard penalty and loss of down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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