Enforcer84 Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is that man coverd with ground meat and being slowly lowered into a pack of dogs by an automatic winch that looks supicously like a bird of prey? A: It's only a little peril. Doc Q) How can you attempt something so perilous? A) Face the wind and spank the monkey. That's what it says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Face the wind and spank the monkey. That's what it says. Q: Are you sure that's what that recipe for cheesecake says? A: Fear and Loathing in Ryleh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you describe , first the terrorist, then the US military after the killing of the contract workers? A; Kara has gone to far this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was she cut from the curling team? A: Is that horn supposed to go there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, I've reassembled the Goats that Thor uses to pull his chariots back together. How do they look? A: Money for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, I've reassembled the Goats that Thor uses to pull his chariots back together. How do they look? A: Money for nothing. Q) Okay, I got the Chicks for Free, now what do I need? A) President Sock Puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) President Sock Puppet. Q) With all the rising influence the special interest groups have, who do you think we'll have in the White House next? A) Personally, I'd be wary of anything labeled "clam juice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) With all the rising influence the special interest groups have, who do you think we'll have in the White House next? A) Personally, I'd be wary of anything labeled "clam juice." Q. Why was half of Maine in hospital or incapacitated with stomach upsets recently ? Don't tell me they drank the new Foxbat health drink. A. Muscled and Well Oiled they were, clad only in thongs and bowties, shoes and socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Muscled and Well Oiled they were' date=' clad only in thongs and bowties, shoes and socks.[/quote'] Q: Why did the female body-builder receive a mixed reception at White House party? A: That was more than I needed to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are the people of Lost Realm wearing on their birthday's? A: Long and thin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did the female body-builder receive a mixed reception at White House party? A: That was more than I needed to know Q. Hey ! Will you just look at the way that those vultures are eating that gut. Look one's got his spleen and the other has his pancreas. Do you know you can live for some time with both of those removed ? A. I cannot tell a lie, it was HIM !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did Drew do it on the night of the 22nd in the house? A: The vampire is coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The vampire is coming. Q: What's happening in that X-rated gothic novel of yours? A: Teflon coated silver bullets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's happening in that X-rated gothic novel of yours? A: Teflon coated silver bullets Q. Well now that we know that the Lycanthropes have been reading White Wolf: Werewolf The Apocalype, they are wearing body armour. What can we use to get round this ? A. Devastation and destruction for miles around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well now that we know that the Lycanthropes have been reading White Wolf: Werewolf The Apocalype, they are wearing body armour. What can we use to get round this ? A. Devastation and destruction for miles around Q) Someone lit a match while Mightybec farted....what happened afterwords? A) A wolf in sheep's lingere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Mightbec planned for his birthday? A: Too many suds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annarie Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is a whole bottle of bubble bath soap going to be ok? A: How am I going to explain this to my priest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Mightbec planned for his birthday? A: Too many suds Q. As the foremost music video critic of the age, you have conducted an in-depth analysis of the promo film for 'It's Only Rock and Roll' by the Rolling Stones. You have previously captured the very zeitgeist of their visual appeal and musical ability. Tell us now your verdict on this particular song ? A. Fact. Simon has been granted dispensation by Steve Long to eviserate anyone making any references to him and Simon Cowell.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: How am I going to explain this to my priest? Q: How do you like the ConfessionRUS.com site? A. Fact. Simon has been granted dispensation by Steve Long to eviserate anyone making any references to him and Simon Cowell.. Q: Why can't I say anything about American Idol? A: Luigi Linguini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like the ConfessionRUS.com site? Q: Why can't I say anything about American Idol? A: Luigi Linguini Q) So Tim, what's your Porn Name? A) A sack of razor sharp oranges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) A sack of razor sharp oranges.Q) What's a pacifist vegetarian got that's supposed to make me so afraid of him? A) One Big Mac, hold the beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What's a pacifist vegetarian got that's supposed to make me so afraid of him? A) One Big Mac, hold the beef. [/Quote] Q) What phrase has entirely differnt meanings at McDonalds and "the Blue Room"? A) The entire encyclopedia Brittanica. And It hurt alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) The entire encyclopedia Brittanica. And It hurt alot.Q) Uh...what did you say the proctologist had to extract?!? A) I knew I couldn't reach that far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Uh...what did you say the proctologist had to extract?!? A) I knew I couldn't reach that far! Q: You didn't even try a leap of logic to explain diary creamer in a microwave? A: And that's when the MC-8 and the Champions decided to have a square dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's when the MC-8 and the Champions decided to have a square dance. Q: So, the room was filled with mood altering drugs in gaseous form and you were the only one with a gas mask? A: She kept complaining that it was too big, but I told her that if she used the hammer it would fit anyway. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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