Kirby Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) It looks as if they'd tried to scotch tape it back together. Q: What's Europe's latest solution to the Ozone Layer "problem?" A: When in the course of 18 holes, it becomes necessary to get your clubs out and chase someone down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Europe's latest solution to the Ozone Layer "problem?" A: When in the course of 18 holes, it becomes necessary to get your clubs out and chase someone down. Q: How would the Declaration of Independence start if Jefferson had been an avid golfer? A: Binky the Wonder Squirrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Binky the Wonder Squirrel Q: Whom did Alice the Owl beat up because she thought the lady was flirting with her husband? A: They don't have any worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: They don't have any worries.Q. What is it that you envy about the dead, exactly? A. I've told you before, every turn is going to be your turn now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is it that you envy about the dead, exactly? A. I've told you before, every turn is going to be your turn now. Q) So, now it's your turn to get hit in the jimmy with a hammer? A) Should have asked a different question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Should have asked a different question. Q: What should I have done with this? A: I'd rather have a different response, myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What should I have done with this? A: I'd rather have a different response, myself. Q: As your doctor, I assure you that a second opinion won't help. But I'll recomend someone for you if that is what you really want. A; You have 15 seconds to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 4, 2005 Report Share Posted May 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A; You have 15 seconds to live. Q: Doc, you say this disease will torture me for the rest of my life? What the heck is the good news? A: .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: .... Q: Kirby! What possible good could come from sticking a spork in your eye? A: Only a llama could do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Kirby! What possible good could come from sticking a spork in your eye? A: Only a llama could do that. Q: So what kind of animal would be attractive to a Peruvian Bec? A: It hurts more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It hurts more. Q: Would you say that sticking a spork in your eye hurst more or less than being "loved" by a llama? A: You are ten seconds away from the most embaressing moment in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You are ten seconds away from the most embarassing moment in your life.Q. So what? I've seen cute messages on underwear before. What did hers say that makes you think she was trying to tell you something? A. Choking on a bucket of muscle fuel, landlocked and solar powered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Choking on a bucket of muscle fuel' date=' landlocked and solar powered.[/quote'] Q: What really happened when Grean Peace went to the moon, and how did their propaganda department spin it? A: Mel, kiss my low-carb grits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What really happened when Grean Peace went to the moon, and how did their propaganda department spin it? A: Mel, kiss my low-carb grits! Q: So Alice's resturant has gone health food? Any real changes? A: The Warlock is broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Warlock is broken. Q: Why is there a war dog guarding the war room? A: Tub thumping and cow tipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tub thumping and cow tipping. Q: What do they do for fun Somewhere in Middle America? A: No, I use my whole hand for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I use my whole hand for that![/quote'] Q: Would you get a grip on yourself for a little bit? A: Your mama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you get a grip on yourself for a little bit? A: Your mama. Q: For whom was I supposed to give thanks to/for last Sunday? A: Yeah, I wimped out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: For whom was I supposed to give thanks to/for last Sunday? A: Yeah, I wimped out. Q. Weren't you gonna nail every single member of the NGD ? A. The State Opening of Parliament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. The State Opening of Parliament Q: What is less exciting than a root canal? A: I got nuthin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is less exciting than a root canal? A: I got nuthin'. Q: I got a free 5er. DT got A new Fantasy Hero. What did DOJ give you for being a valued customer? A: It's better than a rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's better than a rock. Q: What's with the pet plant? A: Somewhere between a rock and a hard planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's with the pet plant? A: Somewhere between a rock and a hard planet. Q: Where did the spaceship crash? A: the accolytes keep coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: the [acolytes] keep coming. Q: How did you get those sex addicts to join your cult? A: Revenge of the Spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Revenge of the Spit.Q. "For your last pie and the win: 'Name a movie which featured the disgusting monster called Gobzilla'?" A. Two of us are waiting... for one of us to blink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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