The Owl Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What announcement has a totally different meaning in adult movies? A: Give me back my goats! Q: What do you have to say to Mightybec? A: Chainmail chafes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you have to say to Mightybec? A: Chainmail chafes. Q: Honey, why aren't you wearing the bikini I got for you? A: That's a sticky situation they got into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a sticky situation they got into. Q: What do you think of the Paris Hilton sex tape scandal? A: Hey, you're not my gynecologist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of the Paris Hilton sex tape scandal? A: Hey, you're not my gynecologist! Q: Miss, you're very pretty and all. But I don't know you. So could you get your crotch out of my face? A: Absatively Posolutely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Absatively Posolutely! Q: Have you been drinking? A: You've been found really, really guilty. Here are the keys to your jail cell. We trust you to go lock yourself up and stay there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you been drinking? A: You've been found really, really guilty. Here are the keys to your jail cell. We trust you to go lock yourself up and stay there. Q: What was Otis's last verdict and sentencing in Mayberry? A: I caught you listening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I caught you listening Q: What makes you think you can catch me at anything? A: That's the way I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think you can catch me at anything? A: That's the way I like it. Q: I've put the cyanide in your Coffee, just like you asked. Is there anything else I can get you? A; purple polka dots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A; purple polka dots Q: What's that on your boxers? A: That reminds me... taxes are due today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 15, 2005 Report Share Posted April 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's that on your boxers? A: That reminds me... taxes are due today. Q) Alright! Who wants their Nut Ground into paste next? A) It made Sin City look like Sesame Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) It made Sin City look like Sesame Street. Q. How was your trip to New Hong Kong? A. I'm available. I'm never free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm available. I'm never free. Q: Heidi Fleiss, are you free for the evening? A: Yeah, you wish. And secretly, so do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Heidi Fleiss, are you free for the evening? A: Yeah, you wish. And secretly, so do I. Q: Did you get a date with Heidi Fleiss? A: For he's a jelly good Fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: For he's a jelly good Fella Q: What's the only song Al Capone was willing to sing at Christmas time? A: I'm running out of ideas, so I'm going to the store to restock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the only song Al Capone was willing to sing at Christmas time? A: I'm running out of ideas, so I'm going to the store to restock. Q: Skar, WHat do ou mean, you need liquor to write a Daschal Hammit story? A: Isle 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Isle 5 Q: Where's the cleanup? A: Don't squeeze the Charmin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What was the thing I wasn't supposed to do? A) The Eleventh Muse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The Eleventh Muse. Q: What are they talking about now on the Random Musing thread? A: Looks like somebody got served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Looks like somebody got served. Q: Gees, what is that tennis ball doing imbedded in his skull? A:I didn't want to be alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gees, what is that tennis ball doing imbedded in his skull? A:I didn't want to be alone. Q: Honey why are you in here while I'm taking a dump? A: He fall down and go BOOOOOM!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He fall down and go BOOOOOM!!!! Q: How did they write off the Atom using old age? A: Nobody knows the troubles I've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did they write off the Atom using old age? A: Nobody knows the troubles I've seen. Q: Death Tribble, Why are you so depressed? A: I am allowed to express my own opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am allowed to express my own opinion. Q: Why didn't you join a political party? A: Whip it. Whip it good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why didn't you join a political party? A: Whip it. Whip it good. Q: What did your boss at the dairy say that made you think she was a dominatrix? A: You shouldn't give a gorilla a bikini wax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You shouldn't give a gorilla a bikini wax. Q: What important lesson did Bill the now-armless-zookeeper learn last week? Q: Divorced from Reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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