Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Starring John Wayne. Q: How can we improve the ratings in the Afghanistan war? A: People are gonna pay billions to watch this blow up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: People are gonna pay billions to watch this blow up! Q - You're going to nuke Joe Q's house? Why?! A - Tell us what you really think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Tell us what you really think. Q: You are stuffy, malodorous, perverted, undereducated, illiterate sons of whores and chimpanzees, and your plan is so stupid a two-year-old with rabies could destroy it! How do you like that, you stupit gits? A: I have a simple dream. It involves strawberries. Lots and lots of strawberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have a simple dream. It involves strawberries. Lots and lots of strawberries. Q: Why are you smiling at the field of strawberries? A: The dessert tried to desert in the desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The dessert tried to desert in the desert. Q: What's worse than trying to polish off a Polish sausage? A: He had his way with the whey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He had his way with the whey. Q: "Found guilty of 3,789 criminally perverse sexual acts in a dairy? What?!?" A: The torpedoes are running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The torpedoes are running. Q: What's a sure sign that the submarine is in dire peril? A: At zero-G no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: At zero-G no less. Q: I don't care that you're my brother. You're really heavy, aren't you? A: Sonny, when I was your age I was pulling enough Gs before breakfast every day that I could eat my brain as a pancake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sonny' date=' when I was your age I was pulling enough Gs before breakfast every day that I could eat my brain as a pancake![/quote'] Q: Stop! We can't take off until the inertial dampeners are fixed, or the G-force could kill us! Have you lost your mind? A: I sure thought it was impossible at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I sure thought it was impossible at the time. Q: Uncle Frodo, Can you tell us the story of the Ring again? A: That is the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is the question. Q: "To be or not to be?" A: Out, out, damn spot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Out' date=' out, damn spot![/quote'] Q: The dog broke into the house again? A: See Spot die. Die, Spot! Die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: See Spot die. Die' date=' Spot! Die![/quote'] Q: What do Necros tell their children at night? A: I have 'Roman hands' and 'Russian fingers,' that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have 'Roman hands' and 'Russian fingers' date='' that's why.[/quote'] Q: Why did that German girl just throw a drink in your face? A: Better than English cooking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Better than English cooking. Q: Why on Earth would anyone want to eat compost? A: In the dark future of Hello Kitty, there is only war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the dark future of Hello Kitty' date=' there is only war![/quote'] Q: Why are you getting several houses of war cats together? A: We do very bad Shakespere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We do very bad Shakespere. Q: What do you mean you're putting on productions of Macbath and King Leer? A: And this is why superheroes make lousy heating/cooling technicians and exterminators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is why superheroes make lousy heating/cooling technicians and exterminators. Q: Did your house just freeze then go super-nova while the exterminator was here?] A: You resurrected me for THAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You resurrected me for THAT? Q: Hey, I know that after the car crash you're sort of like, you know, deceased, but only you know what Miss Leticia Herringbone likes on her pizza. Care to share the secret? A: First in war, first in peace, last in the National League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: First in war' date=' first in peace, last in the National League.[/quote'] Q - Is it true that Houston, Rexas produces more soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines, lawmakers, and diplomats than any other major city in the US per capita? A - I might be naive, but I'm not blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I might be naive' date=' but I'm not blind.[/quote'] Q: What did Westley Crusher say right before Geordi LaForge tossed him out of the airlock? A: Not so random as that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not so random as that. Q: Eggplant grouch-machine tricycle? Bear-proof incinerated caboose? A: The first ten thousand are the hardest. After that it gets soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The first ten thousand are the hardest. After that it gets soft. Q: She said what? A: That wasn't much of a confession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That wasn't much of a confession. Q - I'm not much on the whole mea culpa thing, so I tweeted my priest about last night. That should be fine, shouldn't it? A - I'd like that to go, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'd like that to go' date=' please.[/quote'] Q: Welcome to Assassin's Guild. How would you like your death? A: That's not what most people would use for a lubricant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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