Asperion Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes CD Man - Has the ability to know what is on any CD simply by looking at it. The catch is that it cannot have any kind of protection on it to stop duplication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes Out of sync man. His voice is out of sync with his mouth' date=' like a badly dubbed movie.[/quote'] He should have a reputation for knowing martial arts only for people who were fans of Kung-Fu theater. Doesn't have to be true they all just assume he has to know how to fight to talk like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes He should have a reputation for knowing martial arts only for people who were fans of Kung-Fu theater. Doesn't have to be true they all just assume he has to know how to fight to talk like that. Heh. One of my players long ago played a brick known as "The Mad Ninja". He attributed all his powers to watching a Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan film festival while high on mutagenetic LSD. He knew no martial arts, of course, but was super strong and tough (brick, right?) and had a unusual looks 'mouth not in sync with voice'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes Negatory: Has the ability to cancel out members of the british conservative party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes Woman Man: Has the ability to walk in high heels, hits villain with his purse. Sidekick is Girl Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes Woman Man: Has the ability to walk in high heels' date=' hits villain with his purse. Sidekick is Girl Boy.[/quote'] That reminded me of that Marvel "What If?" long ago that had pictures of Wonder Man and Power Man as females, with the heading: "What If... Wonder Man was a Woman, and Power Man was a Girl?" It also had a fake sticky note, threatening legal action, from their "Distinguished Competition." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes Woman Man: Has the ability to walk in high heels' date=' hits villain with his purse. Sidekick is Girl Boy.[/quote'] Been there done that: Madame Fatal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes The Human Pastry - Can duplicate the powers of any baked good. Become as hot as a fresh baked apple pie, as soft as a fluffy bun, as cream filled as an eclair, etc. Plus, he's fully edible! Unfortunately, he has no particular ability to regenerate, and if he were to actually spray someone with his delicious, gooey interior he'd be seriously injured. Think a less powerful version of Anpan Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes The Human Pastry - Can duplicate the powers of any baked good. Become as hot as a fresh baked apple pie' date=' as soft as a fluffy bun, as cream filled as an eclair, etc. Plus, he's fully edible! Unfortunately, he has no particular ability to regenerate, and if he were to actually spray someone with his delicious, gooey interior he'd be seriously injured. Think a less powerful version of Anpan Man.[/quote'] You realize this cat could have a serious career in a few rather niche markets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes The Entendre! Riding his mighty Balony Pony into battle, The Entendre thrusts at Evil with his many meat themed weapons (The Spam Dagger, The Beef Truncheon, etc). He even has the power to duplicate himself in combat, becoming The Double Entendre! For unknown reasons, everything anyone says within line of sight of The Entendre seems to have more than one possible meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adventus Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes Don't Tase Me Man! He has the amazing ability to teleport in front of somebody who is about to be tased and take the hit for them, no matter the distance or language. This only happens when someone who is about to be tased utters the iconic phrase "Don't Tase Me Man!" However he has no special defenses versus the Taser. He has come to hate being tased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Agenda Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: Super Zeroes Studio Man: Can imitate the style of any musician, but is unable to perform anything original. Probably got his powers from a wish gone a little bit wrong. Never lacks for employment, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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