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What if: Ironman vs. Bruce Lee


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Re: What if: Ironman vs. Bruce Lee

 

This wouldn't even be a fight. Bruce wouldn't be able to even hurt Iron Man. Tony could stand there punching and kicking until all he had left was four bloody stumps' date=' and Tony would punch him or blast him and it'd all be over.[/quote']

 

Since they were obviously using Streetfighter versus X-Men physics (which explains why Iron Man is really children), no.

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Re: What if: Ironman vs. Bruce Lee

 

Since they were obviously using Streetfighter versus X-Men physics (which explains why Iron Man is really children)' date=' no.[/quote']

 

Actually I think they are hobbits. However, I think you miss the point of how long Bruce Lee drug out the fight before finishing off Iron Man.

 

Sarcasm aside this reminds me of the old schoolyard debate of who wins in a fight: Freddy or Jason.

 

Since we can't actually compare a fictitious character to a real person lets try this:

 

Iron Man: Poster-boy for Marvel's Civil War.

 

Bruce Lee: Founder of Jeet Kune Do

 

Iron Man: Notorious Alcoholic

 

Bruce Lee: Died from a hypersensitivity to the muscle relaxant in Equagesic.

 

Both know how to get things done. Both knew how to party. With Bruce Lee you can kick booty for less than 1.7 Billion though.

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Re: What if: Ironman vs. Bruce Lee

 

Yes silly discussion.

 

 

 

But fun!

 

 

Movie Bruce Lee is obviously a super hero level martial artist and so could take on Iron Man. Real Life Bruce Lee wouldn't be able to get through the armour. But then "Real Life" Iron Man wouldn't be able to stand up either so is that a draw? :D

 

 

As always "Who wins" ultimately depends on one question: who's comic is it?

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Re: What if: Ironman vs. Bruce Lee

 

Sadly, if Bendis was writing it, Tony's armor would contain footage of every punch or kick Bruce ever threw, even those that occured before Tony was born and the armor was invented, thus resulting in Bruce taking a whole 2 minutes to kick his candy @ss!:thumbup:

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