Pariah Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 Rotini Alfredo with roasted chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 Having a pretty girl smile at me usually means the kiss of death for whatever endeavor I'm embarking in. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 Another day, another car accident in one of the intersections adjacent to my house. At least this one happened while I wasn't home, though it wasn't yet cleaned up by the time I did get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 I am NOT a Confident Driver in the best of conditions. And these were not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 Rain is back in the forecast, after almost three weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 Chaotic suggestion #212087: Choose a four-syllable name or phrase, e.g., "moo goo gai pan". Now sing the Hallelujah Chorus using your chosen four syllables in the place of the hallelujahs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2022 Report Share Posted October 21, 2022 "What do I recommend? How about my specialty? I call it a TSA: tequila, schnapps, and absinthe. It's like a cavity search in a pint glass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 21, 2022 Report Share Posted October 21, 2022 Ham with truly unspeakable slime sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 Red is sus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 The Devil take this predictable colon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 So, they cut a garbanzo bean out of my head today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 My pants are almost not wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 No cheap remake of "Malignant" here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 Seems like power has not yet been restored to the big dorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Mass wasting is neither as interesting or as profligate as it sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 10 Ursae Majoris is the third-brightest star in the constellation Lynx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 Good to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2022 Report Share Posted November 4, 2022 When Brain-Blasts are outlawed, only chaotic evil magic-users will have Brain-Blasts. Wish I'd bought that shirt when I saw it back around 1980, but it probably would have been lost in the fire in 1983. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 4, 2022 Report Share Posted November 4, 2022 Roosters and cats make interesting bedfellows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 I do not need some g--d--- Microsoft spyware tool passing comments back to me about my work habits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Quote printf("\n\n\n\n\tTHE ALIENS HAVE LANDED\n"); printf("Do you want instructions?\n"); scanf("%s", &c); if(c == 'y') printf("Sorry, the instructions aren't ready yet.\n"); Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 A Thorne–Żytkow object Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 "Hard Sear" will be my drag king name. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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