Pariah Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Catapult Cornhole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Mango oil is the substance to use when your mangoes need lubrication. Never use the wrong oil. Despite the name, Standard Oil isn't good for lubricating anything except standards, such IEEE 802.11n-2009 or SO/IEC TR 17799:2000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 Test send-it-my-way-tracy-kiss.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 Once long ago I described the difficulties of studying subatomic physics as being comparable to the process of learning auto mechanics by watching high-speed collisions of automobiles with a high-speed camera on a telescope. It takes a lot of extremely violent collisions before you get a lucky hit gives you a decent view of what's inside the engine block as the pieces go flying. I wonder how many more people would become strongly motivated students of auto mechanics if this was, in fact, the means you had to use to study the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Give peace a chance. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 12 hours ago, Bazza said: Give peace a chance. This is something that is not governmental playbooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Purple ketchup. Some of us still remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Weaponized cornucopia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 I'm not at school, but there's no football on the television. I'm confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 My bus route to work passes through a street named "Congdon." I always do a double take when the PA announces the street because I always hear it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 Can I stave off scurvy by eating a quart of orange sherbet? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 The Number of the Beast seems to be anything in scientific notation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Interesting typo: "spacegraft". Probably means corruption involving space enterprises (if you thought international commerce was prone to payola and lapses in enforcement, just think about opportunities for same in interplanetary business), but it could also mean splicing pieces of planets or universes onto preexisting ones if you lean more toward more mind-bending concepts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 There's probably a grant in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 A gorilla face embedded in the trunk of a leafless red tree screams in rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 I had a meat pie for lunch today. Cue the Mrs. Miggins jokes. L. Marcus, Cancer and Cygnia 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 I may have found my new addiction. Send help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 Biscuits, without gravy. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 Phone at 3% power. Eep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2023 Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 "... smokin' too much dorkweed ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 I felt a chill upon the back of my neck and turned around, and saw the corn snake eyeing me from behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 Imagine a new Sherlock Holmes television series starring Brent Spiner and LeVar Burton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 Four crows at the offering table this morning. Must still be winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 "You've got a million dollar smile, and a 10-cent brain." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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