RexMundi Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves Not possible. *Scratches what should have been the ultimate movie off his list.....*..... ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves Info says directed by Rob Green. So maybe the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the oncoming train after all. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves Back on the list then! ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odraude Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves Then we find out...... Directed by: Uwe Bol NOOOOO! *commits ritualistic Sudoku* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimera 12 Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves *commits ritualistic Sudoku* "Cause of death?" "Brain melted from puzzle overdose. Bad way to go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves Noooooooo! A dream! Destroyed! That's what Uwe was put on this Earth to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves "Cause of death?" "Brain melted from puzzle overdose. Bad way to go." Hey, it's possible, if you ever seen my mother attempt to do sudoku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves Info says directed by Rob Green. So maybe the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the oncoming train after all. . . Well, to be fair I didnt think my post was taken seriously. Just consider it a late April Fools joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves I must stop you there, lowland beasties in their mountain lair? The lowlands are called the lowlands becuase we don't have mountains there. We have rolling hills and plains. The clue is in the name. The locals are savage beasts to this day, of course, but don't inhabit mountain lairs. Some can even change into frothing wild-eyed maniacs, mad with blood lust and ready to take on anyone in mortal combat. But normally at weekend and only after imbibing a magical potion known as 'Buckfast'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves I must stop you there' date=' lowland beasties in their mountain lair? [/quote'] Sure...it's like a summer cottage or a beach house. They live in the lowlands but maintain a mountain lair for long weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves I must stop you there, lowland beasties in their mountain lair? The lowlands are called the lowlands becuase we don't have mountains there. We have rolling hills and plains. The clue is in the name. The locals are savage beasts to this day, of course, but don't inhabit mountain lairs. Some can even change into frothing wild-eyed maniacs, mad with blood lust and ready to take on anyone in mortal combat. But normally at weekend and only after imbibing a magical potion known as 'Buckfast'. MmmmMmmmm Buckfast.......Good Stuff. ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves MmmmMmmmm Buckfast.......Good Stuff. ~Rex I'll be keeping an eye on you in future, Rex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves I must stop you there, lowland beasties in their mountain lair? The lowlands are called the lowlands becuase we don't have mountains there. We have rolling hills and plains. The clue is in the name. The locals are savage beasts to this day, of course, but don't inhabit mountain lairs. Some can even change into frothing wild-eyed maniacs, mad with blood lust and ready to take on anyone in mortal combat. But normally at weekend and only after imbibing a magical potion known as 'Buckfast'. It wouldnt be the first movie to completely disregard geography. Badger still wonders "Where did Stirling Bridge go?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves I sold it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves I sold it. Damn you, we need it for a prop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves It wouldnt be the first movie to completely disregard geography. Badger still wonders "Where did Stirling Bridge go?" They recently found the foundations of the bridge in the river just a few yards from where they suspected it would be. Funny thing is that the bridge doesn't cross the river straight but at an angle which makes the bridge bigger than would have been needed. They're not sure why. The Robin Hood movie with kevin Costner is guilty of this. He lands at Dover and says he'll be in Nottingham by nightfall. Hope you have a good horse, kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves As if that was even close to the worst thing about that film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibear Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves No of course not, but it was pertinent to the point being made: Geographical Jiggery Pokery for the sake of a film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves Movies probably being filmed in Bulgaria anyway. Bulgaria is the movie capital of the B-C movie world...... ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves So, where is Uwe Boll at the moment? Anyone know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves Bottom of the Ocean, sans life support? One could hope. ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves So' date=' where is Uwe Boll at the moment? Anyone know?[/quote'] He's got two films coming out this year: An end of the world flick called Final Storm, and a biopic on the german boxer Max Schmeling. Then he's got a sequel to Bloodrayne in post-production probably coming out next year (actually, more like a pre-quel since it takes place in Nazi Germany). And two in production: Zombie Massacre (based on the Wii shooter game), and Blackout, a terrorist action-thriller. What? I'm evil, you know. I gotta keep my eye on the help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves I HATE him........Absolutely hate him....He's the Rob Liefeld of ruining movies. ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves No, the Uwe Boll movies I've seen haven't had many grossly deformed actors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Gladiators vs Werewolves At least Roger Corman produced stuff that was Entertaining. Uwe Boll, is like the Corrupter of potentially good B movie Schlock. ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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