Cancer Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 (Awright, getting a bit grim in here. Time for levity.) Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat, yeah it's f***in' nifty But I just can't afford to feed it And you should see the way it s**ts I've got a big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed it anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I was knocked outta bed late last night I was woken up by the sound of dynamite I ran downstairs to find an army man He said, "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!" There's no more big lizard in my backyard I won't have to feed him anymore No more lizard in my backyard They shipped his a** to El Salvador Was knocked outta bed late last night I was woken up by the sound of dynamite I ran downstairs to find an army man He said, "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand" Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed it anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat, yeah it's f***in' nifty But I just can't afford to feed it Cygnia and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 But it all was bull****! It was a ******* joke! And when I think of you, Linda, I hope you ******* choke! Enforcer84, death tribble and Old Man 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 It was a night like this forty million years agoI lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey, start to goThe sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as iceI felt a little tired, so I watched 'Miami Vice' I walked a dinosaur, I walked a dinosaur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 When you're down in troublesAnd you need some love and careAnd nothing, nothing is going rightClose your eyes and think of meAnd soon i will be thereTo brighten up even your darkest nightYou just call out my nameAnd you know wherever I amI'll come running to see you againWinter, spring, summer or fallAll you got to do is callAnd I'll be thereYes I willYou've got a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I am just a poor boyThough my story's seldom toldI have squandered my resistanceFor a pocketful of mumblesSuch are promisesAll lies and jestStill, a man hears what he wants to hearAnd disregards the restWhen I left my home and my familyI was no more than a boyIn the company of strangersIn the quiet of a railway stationRunning scaredLaying low, seeking out the poorer quartersWhere the ragged people goLooking for the places only they would knowLie-la-lie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 (oo) What you want(oo) Baby, I got(oo) What you need(oo) Do you know I got it?(oo) All I'm askin'(oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 The Indians send signalsFrom the rocks above the passThe cowboys take positionsIn the bushes and the grassThe squaw is with the corporalShe is tied against the treeShe doesn't mind the languageIt's the beating she don't needShe lets loose all the horsesWhen the corporal is asleepAnd he wakes to find the fire's deadAnd arrows in his hatAnd Davy Crockett rides aroundAnd says it's cool for cats Cool for cats. The Sweeney's doing ninety'Cause they've got the word to goThey get a gang of villainsIn a shed up at Heathrow They're counting out the fiversWhen the handcuffs lock againIn and out of WandsworthWith the numbers on their names It's funny how their missus'Always look the bleeding sameAnd meanwhile at the stationThere's a couple of likely ladsWho swear like how's your fatherAnd they're very cool for catsThey're cool for cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I tell you I didn't do it'Cause I wasn't thereDon't blame me, it just isn't fairYou listen to their sideNow listen to mineCan't think of a storySure you'll find me sometimeNow pass the blame and don't blame meJust close your eyes and count to three(One two three)Then I'll be gone and you'll forgetThe broken window, t.v. setIt wasn't me either, I'm just his mateHe told me to stand here and watch the gateI've got a wife and three kids you knowThey'll tell you I'm straight, at least I think soI'm as honest as the day is long,The longer the daylight, the less I do wrongNow pass the blame and don't blame meJust close your eyes and count to three(One two three)Then I'll be gone and you'll forgetThe broken window, t.v. setPass the blame and don't blame meJust close your eyes and count to three(One two three)Then I'll be gone and I'll forgetThat what you give is what you get...Pass the blame and don't blame meJust close your eyes and count to three(One two three) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Young man, there's no need to feel down.I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new townThere's no need to be unhappy.Young man, there's a place you can go.I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.You can stay there, and I'm sure you will findMany ways to have a good time.It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.They have everything for you men to enjoy,You can hang out with all the boys...It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,You can do whatever you feel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Ev'rywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boyCause summer's here and the time is right for fighting in the street, boyBut what can a poor boy doExcept to sing for a rock 'n' roll bandCause in sleepy London townThere's just no place for a street fighting manNo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Different lives In different places Familiar problems Same old faces Shuffle lives Into wrong categories Cross the wires And fuse humanities Watch the muscles twitch For a brand new switch... Scientist G.P.'s With patient guinea pigs Curing their headaches With drastic side-effects Watch the muscles twich For a brand new switch' Doctor rectorates Condescending from on high For all hallucinators See druggist in the sky Vicar experiments But 'tis blasphemy Dismissing thought of progress As the mark of devilry Switch People walk And even talk People listen Then they halt Something blows up Won't come down Scattered muscles twitch Too late to switch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Well you call your mamma tigerAnd we all know you are lyingAnd your boyfriend's name is eagleAnd he lives up in the sky (high high)Watch out the tiger don't go claw the eagle's eyeBut let the eagle take the tiger by surpriseScratch out her eyesSo make a stand for your man, honeyTry to can the canPut your man in the can, honeyGet him while you canCan the canCan the canIf you canWell can the can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 My Maserati does one eighty five I lost my license, now I don't drive Pariah, Ternaugh, death tribble and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Write me up for one twenty fivePost my face, wanted dead or aliveTake my license, all that jiveI can't drive fifty five Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 We're going too fast, we're going too fastAin't no way that this is ever gonna lastGoing too fast, we're gonna CrashI'm just a wreck so what the hell did you expect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 You're beside me on the seatGot your hand between my kneesAnd you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeezeIt's hard to steer when you're breathing in my earBut I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my knees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Dig through the ditchesAnd burn through the witchesAnd slam in the back of myDragula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Gimme fuelGimme fireGimme that which I desire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 The atmosphere on the street tonight Is the driving beat of the world. The word out here on the street tonight Is the truest music you've heard. So take your share of the gifts that are there They all belong to you And come what may at the break of each day We all begin anew once more We all begin anew. Baby, baby, baby let's investigate The other side of life tonight The lovers and the fighters and the risks they take Are on the other side of life tonight Let's lose our way, go completely astray And find ourselves again. You know the only way to get there Is to take that step To the other side of life tonight. Ternaugh, Cancer and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 All the other kids with the pumped up kicksYou better run, better run, outrun my gunAll the other kids with the pumped up kicksYou better run, better run, faster than my bullet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Let me tell you how it will beThere's one for you, nineteen for meCos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxmanShould five per cent appear too smallBe thankful I don't take it allCos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxmanIf you drive a car, I'll tax the streetIf you try to sit, I'll tax your seatIf you get too cold I'll tax the heatIf you take a walk, I'll tax your feet Cancer and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 I'd get it one piece at a timeAnd it wouldn't cost me a dimeYou'll know it's me when I come through your townI'm gonna ride around in styleI'm gonna drive everybody wild'Cause I'll have the only one there is around. Ternaugh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and whenAlthough I wasn't there, he said I was his friendWhich came as some surprise I spoke into his eyesI thought you died alone, a long long time agoOh no, not meI never lost controlYou're face to faceWith The Man Who Sold The World Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 I've exposed your lies, babyThe underneath is no big surpriseNow it's time for changingAnd cleansing everythingTo forget your loveMy plug in babyCrucifies my enemiesWhen I'm tired of givingMy plug in babyIn unbroken virgin realitiesIs tired of living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 All night long, you've been looking at meWell you know you're the dance hall cutie that you love to beOh well now, you've been laying it downYou've got your hips swinging out of boundsAnd I like the way you do what you're doin' to meAlrightThat's right, that's right, that's right, that's right I really love your tiger lightThat's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feetI really love your tiger feetYour tiger feetYour tiger feetYour tiger feetWell alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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