Cancer Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Well, the Holes' Jags RB sucked green slimy rocks from the bottom of the cesspool through ten feet of used catheter tubing slightly less than the Mans' Jags RB. Be still my beating heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Thank the football gods I wasn’t up against Derrick Henry in any fantasy leagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 I think Henry is still stiff-arming Jags defenders even as I type this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 After one game this week, I'm actually -.3. That means that the four teams that haven't played anyone yet are better than me. Yay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 "You scored three-tenths of a point less than a dead man" is a perfectly in-genre insult to be remembered for a gaming session. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 By the way Log, I love your new avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Boy. If it wasn't for me getting 17 from the Lions' D/ST, I'd be losing by more than a factor of four at the moment. No other Hole has cracked 7. Meanwhile, other than the one at -0.3 mentioned above, every Man has scored over 10. EDIT: At the half, Goff is standing on a contribution of minus 0.8. EDIT^2: Goff end at minus 0.3. You can't out-suck the Black Holes, Florida!! Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Mans sucked at sucking so badly that they rode a five-game win streak from 3-6 into the playoffs. I'm not bitter at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 LET THE BATTLE FOR 5TH PLACE....BEGIN! PS: Saturday game this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Two Saturday games actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Tribble versus the Holes this week. Maybe we should try for 0-0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Congratulations to the Hurricanes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 All hail the Hurricanes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Thanks and Merry Christmas to you guys! I must give thanks to Derrick Henry but more to his coaches for deciding to use him these last 3 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 And congratulations to Old Man for entering our family league at the very last minute, receiving an autodrafted team, and then crushing everyone all year on his way to the championship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 1, 2019 Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 I thought it was ironic to use Starlord Autodraft-jitsu against its erstwhile master. I actually feel kind of bad about it. Anyway please thank everyone else in the league for literally handing me the winning team. If you still have room next year I'd love to make the live draft and promptly tank. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 1, 2019 Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 Congrats to the Hurricanes! (and to Old man, wait, I'm not family Jeff? I cry) Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 1, 2019 Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 Sorry, you're family, but poor planning created a 30 minute signup window and old man took the bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 1, 2019 Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 Yes, I’m a fantasy football slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 I, for one, welcome our new overlords, the Hurricanes! Congrats... until next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 SEVEN MONTHS LATER... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Five more minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 So what will the 2019 edition be called? Acid Reflux of Gronk? Jailbait Babysitters of Gronk? E Pluribus Gronk? Cogito Ergo Gronk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Possibly even something not Gronk related since he's out of the league? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Hey, he could stll get drafted, and make a better contribution than the Black Holes' TE most weeks. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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