Marcus Impudite
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One should not forget the human element in all this. Until they develope an AI smart enough to handle the task 24/7, you still have to pay someone to sit infront of monitors watching video feed from the cameras. Human nature being what it is, somethings will get overlooked. Hell, unless the area under surveillance sees alot of action, the sheer monotony of the job could cure insomnia.
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Q: Why did that cop arrest Nemesis? A: Highway To Hell, Hell's Bells, and Big Balls
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Q: So, how does the cafateria's meatloaf taste? A: None of this was my fault, Oh Darkest Of Dark Lords. It all went down like this...
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Q: So, how'd you know he was a robot? A: Because it was blocking my view of the shower in the girl's locker room.
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So if you put a "Rated M for mature" in your thread title it's all good?
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Q: Is it true you're girlfriend likes to dress up as a furry during sex? A: [singing]Now, the D and the A, and the M and the N, and the A and the T, and the I-O-N. Lose your face, lose your name, and get fitted for a suit of flame.[/singing]
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Force Wall length question
Marcus Impudite posted a question in HERO System 6th Edition Rules Questions
Forgive me if this has been asked before, but... I'm building a Restricted Shape Force Wall that's supposed to enclose a rectangular area of 4 hexes x 2 hexes, would I be correct in the assumption that 8" length would cover that, or would I require more (or less)? Thanx. -
Q: What would happen if you call Hillary Clinton a witch? A: A huge stash of Maxim magazines and several bottles of Captain Morgan Rum.
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I'd do what he asks, and say "sorry," in advance before I K.O. him.
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OK someone write up this Sailor Moon Attack
Marcus Impudite replied to Agent Escafarc's topic in Other Genres
Not even on Adult Swim? -
Q: Is there a chance the Raiders will make it to another Superbowl? A: It is the hated one, GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
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What would you (or your character) do? #10: The Mugging
Marcus Impudite replied to Wormhole's topic in Champions
Check on the mugger then arrange for him to get picked up by the patty wagon. I'd then follow Mr. Victim to see what he does next- if nothig else, for the entertainment value. -
For The Personals SDE (Single Diabolical Entity) seeks SHF (Single Human Female) 20-24 for long term companionship. Must enjoy long walks on the beach, bowling, ice cream socials (suggestive wink), and ocasionally "lending" me small amounts of your essence. All serious replies considered. Please send photograph.
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Q: What's the strangest DND house rule ever? A: Ha! Ha! Run, run, fast as you can. You'll not catch me, I'm the gingerbread man...
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Me, I always thought they should make Stronghold a space station, and a fully automated one at that. Provided that not may villains in the campaign world have the means of getting back to the surface without dying of vacuum exposure or burning up in rentery, that should provide all the containment that is needed.
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Q: what's a good spot for my next vacation? A: A herd of buffalo, A swarm of killer bees, and several million college kids on spring break.
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She drank it in her coffee? Is this gizmo sophisticated enough to attach itself somewhere in her body or will it get, ahem, "flushed out" eventually?
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Air Raider looks like a tough customer, but I would recommend you up his STR to 20 ASAP. As is, he'll have to push his STR to be able to autofire both machine pistols at the same time. BTW, 3d6 killing and these are "pistols"? Those Rangnorok's must have a serious bady huey complex.