Some Military Jokes
Being in Military Intelligence (yes, I am well aware that is an oxymoron, gee, never heard that before) I served with all branches. I can attest to the friendly rivalries and when it really comes down to it, we were all brothers (and sisters) in arms.
What's the difference between an E1 (bottom of the enlisted pile) and an O1 (bottom of the officer pile)?
Four years. The suggestion is the only real difference is the O1 has a college degree and one that, likely, has no baring what so ever.
An old colonel was teaching a group of lieutenants how to command. He gave them the simple task of raising the flag. After 15 minutes of them arguing over who should be in charge and the best way to raise the flag, the colonel stopped them. The colonel turned to the sergeant standing next to him and said, "Sergeant, have your men raise the flag." and it was done.
Marine stands for Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Non-Essential
Grunts - Army
Jar Heads - Marines
Squids - Navy
Zoomies - Air Force