Enforcer84

Re: What Non-Fiction Book have you just finished? Not finished, but "The Book of Basketball" by Bill Simmons. Fascinating, I mean I'm a stats nut and an NBA fan so I'm kind of a mark. And even when I disagree I find his insights to be worth reading. Also, he's pretty funny.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... indeed

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My aunt went to her first children's recital as a grandmother, proudly waiting for her Granddaughter Morgan and the other kids to do their thing. At this point I should point out that Morgan was the oldest child in the recital...at age 2 "Why did I get dressed up for this?" I love my family.

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster *crashes biplane*

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "That was horrible, my brain should apologize but it can't stop giggling. It sounds like Chuck Norris in a blender"

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Game II in the new Pathfinder Campaign Our characters are: Vahne (Vain) Dulack: Ranger/Cleric of Desna (Goddess of Luck, Travel, Liberty) Zerendraken: Flamboyant Sorcerer/Cleric of the Goddess of Glory Orakpo: Dwarven thug (rogue/fighter) So we managed to fend off the Goblins and became heroes to the town of Sandpointe; we're getting free food, room and board for the duration of our stay, and ...other amenities. Zerendraken lost his signature flowing golden locks and was feeling despondent when he was approached by a breathless (and breathtaking) young woman who feared there was a goblin in her families' cellar. Being a gentleman and wannabe hero, he follows her. When they get there he impresses her with a display of magic (summoning lights to investigate the cellar) and then she impresses him with a display of flesh. It seems there wasn't a goblin in her cellar, but a nice comfy couch. As the young woman showed her gratitude, a loud voice boomed, "What's going on here!" Turning to see her angry father wielding a broom. In an attempt to talk his way out, the Loquacious Zerendraken blurted, "She said there were Goblins in there!" An enraged shriek beside him made him wince. Among the festivities that remained for the festival, was a performance by a renown diva at the theater. Her name was Alleshandra and she was...a dwarf. Orakpo was ... interested. He'san uncivilized guttersnipe out for adventure and thrills; she's a bored socialite former slave singing sensation -- they fight crime!...or have a midnight tryst. "You wax your beard?" He was heard shouting. And finally a noble looking for excitement as well as being in the heroes' company, took us boar hunting. Zerendraken's dice abandoned him again and he got gored. "You're really fortunate that the Heroes of Sandpointe are your friends!" Vahne unfortunately had little interesting happen to him. Though he did get a few giggles for his shopping for clothes trip with Zerendraken.

Re: Why people shouldn't buy Cybernetics OAF Been reading this all day. Thanks a lot Balabanto!

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Push Me Off - From the Inside

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Say You Love Me or Say Goodnight - REO Speedwagon

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Universe - Slade

Re: Dr Hank Pym (Marvel) ouch

Re: Enforcer84's Occasional HERO Content Depository Remedied!

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Only the Young- Journey

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "In this episode of Bloodmatter, Brontus gets a makeover! And goes shopping."

Re: Dr Hank Pym (Marvel) nope. just a mistake

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... New Pathfinder campaign started tonight. I was sad, very sad that the old one folded but our GM a full time student, part time worker, full time Dad was not having the time to give an original campaign the proper attention. So we started one of the Adventure Paths. As there is only three party members, to save effort of reworking the adventures we will be using gestalt classes, making us more potent individually Our chracters are: Vahne (Vain) Dulack: Ranger/Cleric of Desna (Goddess of Luck, Travel, Liberty) Zerendraken: Flamboyant Sorcerer/Cleric of the Goddess of Glory Orakpo: Dwarven thug (rogue/fighter) We meet for the first time as a festival and consecration of a new Cathedral is attacked by Goblins. Goblins who chant. (Zarendraken and Vahne speak the goblin tongue, Orakpo does not. Zerendraken: "Goblins die and goblins learn, fight a dragon -feel his burn!" Vahne: "Goblins bleed, Goblins die...I got nothing else." Orakpo: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL SAYING?!?!" Zerendraken has a bad dice night. He's almost slain when Vahne releases positive energy and the charges up and kills the gob he was fighting. Vahne: "Sir! It is safer for civilians in the Cathedral!" Zerendraken: "....I am NOT a civilian!" *pouts* Vahne Climbs up a building to battle a Gob archer, who ...draws his knife and throws it off the edge...He'd meant to drop his bow but got...excited. Then he critted the hero with his bow but brokeit. Vahne missed him and he then tackled Vanhne off the building...(critting again)...his luck ran out and when they toppled to the ground he broke his opponents fall. Vahne (getting up and dusting himself off): "That was pretty epic, huh?" Orakpo: "We saw what happened." Vahne: "Ah. That's...too bad." and not much of a quote (that could be said of most of this I suppose) but hella funny. In the course of the battle, Zerendrake had his clothes burned off...but kept fighting Vahne: "Here." (giving him his cloak so he could cover himself) More gobs show and the Sorcerer charges one. GM: "You see the singed sorcerer sprinting to the goblin, flapping in the wind - THE CLOAK! The cloak was flapping in the wind!"

Re: A Thread for Random Musings mp3 purchase are additively inexpensive

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Pete: "YES! I love huge burritos! Of course that is the gayest thing I like I think I am not a big hot dog fan.. so burritos are my mouth phallus of choice" Me: "There you go." Pete: "SEE! That is what I am talking about! Totally awkward in conversation!" Me: "This is awkward?"

Re: Bloodmäter yay!I can see it again!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "It's the Infotivo! Never miss another Infomoercial!"

Re: The cranky thread Aw Sorry to hear that Tribal, my condolences.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12/24) - Savatage

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I might not be pure win but I am at least pure break even."

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Next, Starborn

Re: Dr Hank Pym (Marvel)