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Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 
Here is an NPC for my upcoming Weapons of the Gods game (tomorrow!). This is Forceful Leaf, spirit of the Eagle Forest Valley. She is a quasi-spirit... but of course, knows kung fu.
 
Because anyone of worth in WotG knows Kung Fu.
 
It is also new software for me, so it was a lot of struggle trying to figure out how to do stuff. This was done in Corel Painter IX (I've been a photoshop boy up to now.)
 

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 

 
 
Cut and paste the link from the his sig into your browser... works just fine for me, if that is what you were talking about.

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 

 
As they would say on FIREFLY ... Shiney!
 
PDS

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
 
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
 
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
 
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

 
Weren't you the one who told me that Seasons 6 and 7 stank?

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
L Marcus wrote all of the Police's good material. That's why Sting sucks. He's a fraud.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 

 
Have 'em open the bus doors at J Street, I'll fake it to 'ya.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
Motivate Zornwil
 
with apologies to Cool and the Gang
 
Motivate Zornwil,come on! (Let's celebrate)
Motivate Zornwil, come on! (Let's celebrate)
 
There's a (work) party goin' on right here
some motivation to last throughout the years
So bring your good vibes, and your caffine too
We gonna motivate you or at least annoy you
 
Come on now
 
Motivation
Let's all Motivate and get out on time
Motivation
Let's all Motivate and get out on time
 
It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your job, dude?
 
Everyone around the water cooler Come on!
 
Yahoo! Here's some motivation
Yahoo!
 
Motivate Zornwil, come on!
Don't wanna seek employment
Motivate Zornwil, come on!
A parody for your enjoyment
 
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's motivate, or let's fight
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's motivate, it's all right
 
Baby...
 
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Mo-ti-va-tion)
Let's motivate, it's our right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Mo-ti-va-tion)
Let's motivate, my pants are too tight
 
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
 
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
 
 
Come on and Motivate, Zornwil, tonight (Motivate! good times, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's Motivate (Motivate, Zornwil, come on)
(Let's celebrate)...er motivate!

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

you know you are right. At 39, I adored you, at 40? Nothing.
 
 

 
Just kidding. I love you no matter how old you are!

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

Nah, I think it's cool that people after some time end up in the same general "class". Egalitarian. And the count of rep is there, anyway, so there's an indicator, so it's not like that's lost, so the "rep game" remains valid.
 
If we take rep seriously, beyond a certain point we can rest assured someone is generally deemed "interesting" or "credible" at a certain point and beyond that it's all the same.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
A GURPS Swashbuckler/Magic/Psionics campaign.
 
Cast Of Characters: (The two PC's involved are)
Mr.Davies the Shipbuilder/Tinkerer
Mr. Skinner the Marine/Scout if you please.
 
The Scene:
The Crew took a carriage from the city to a road side Tavern to secretly meet with the Prince's Agent. The Tavern is all but empty when they arrive. The Propriator is behind the bar wiping a dark stained rag accross the counter when we walk in. There is blood on his apron.
 
We signal for drinks and food. The Propriator seems nervous and replies that he will have to prepare the food himself as the cook died not long ago. We think nothing of it when he leaves without serving our drinks. Thinking more about the meeting with the Prince's Agent than the distracted Propriator.
 
Mr. Davies goes to the bar to draw our drinks himself and discovers the body Probably the real cooks and sounds the alarm. Mr.Davies and Mr. Skinner pair up while the rest of the Crew moves to surround the building.
 
Mr. Skinner and Mr. Davies begin their search in the kitchen and witness a scene of Horror. The Propriator stops in mid chop, butchering a woman and preparing our meal. The meat cleaver flys at them. Dodging the two go for their weapons.
 
The Propriator runs out a side door, down a hallway and into a room slammming a big heavy door. There is a loud click as the two arrive in pursuit.
 
Mr. Davies - "Can you pick a lock Mr. Skinner"
 
Mr. Skinner - "Certainly Mr. Davies"
 

 
Mr. Davies - "He's getting away Mr. Skinner"
 
Mr. Skinner - "No Mr.Davies he's not"
 
Mr. Davies - "That wasn't very subtle Mr. Skinner"
 
Mr. Skinner - "You didn't ask for subtle Mr.Davies"
 

 
Author Note: I was Mr. Skinner. Mr.Davies' player and I rarely got along, but for some reason this one time we just clicked. We both got a bonus point for Role Playing from the GM. It was awesome.
 
Cheeers
 
QM
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

And I hated her in Sixteen Candles...
 
 
 
 
 
Hmmm?
Oh
Nevermind.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Sweet! I've been waiting to try my new Vibro-Zwiehander!

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Death Tribble once set me up with Ishtar; goddess of love and war. It was a frighteningly satisfying experience.
His little black book fills a wing of the London Public Library. You need a key card to get in.

Re: The cranky thread
 
Lemming: Mr. Landlord? This is Tdkguy, he's going to be handling my complaints.
 
TDKguy: HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
 
 
Mr. Landlord: AUGUUGH!

Re: The cranky thread
 
Lemming: Mr. Landlord? This is Tdkguy, he's going to be handling my complaints.
 
TDKguy: HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
 
 
Mr. Landlord: AUGUUGH!

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 

 
 
I'm a tad confused. But, believe me, that's nothing new! Is the character here a home-grown one, or does she appear in some Vampirella book/comic?
 
Oh, and I googled a wolf once. I have the scars to prove it too. Dangerous... very dangerous.
 
 
Richard

Re: The cranky thread
 
I don't like biscuits to be doughy.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Well stop fiddling with it if it starts to bleed.

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Cancer: Not only is he persoanlly aquainted with most celestial bodies. He took many of them to their senior proms.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

 
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out your window you should be able to see up close a school of bottlenose dolphins."

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 

Well, it wouldn't be unusual.