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Re: Grandiose Schemes Back around that time, the Pentagon was talking up "the neutron bomb" that was supposed to kill people and leave all the equipment unharmed (or at least most of it still functional). Arlo Guthrie came up with a a rap about the Unneutron Bomb, that wouldn't hurt people but would destroy their weapons and such, including dissolving their clothes. Pointed out it wouldn't be possible to conduct war like that. Rather like the Nude Bomb Plus.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Extensive dry-rot NT: The worst reason to buy a house.

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Re: Time Dilation Question Um, if by "before you subtracted" you mean what I think, no. You square before subtracting. That is, Time to the folks in the ships is (gamma) times "real" time, where (gamma) is: = (1- ((V^2)/(c^2)))^(1/2) or, the square root of 1 minus the square of the velocity over the square of c.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: MightyBec, what is you idea of safe sex practices? A: OK, so I did. So sue me.

Re: High power magic (Brainstorming welcome and requested) RetCon: Megascaled Transform: memories and records of an event change to a different event. Everyone remembers, and all records show, that something (other than what really happened) happened the way the caster wants. No actual results change (the palace is still ruined); don't let rules-lawyers claim a ruined palace is "a record." A limit on the total number of times each caster can use this spell would be a good idea.

Re: Time Dilation Question I'm afraid not. It's 0.999949998 c.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: His actions display madness, yet you don't seem to care. Why? A: Well, that's how I tell a hawk from a handsaw.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What should I call my dog when people complain about him sniffing their crotches? A: But it was a [n]small[/n] piece of paper!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I have to unplug the toilet." NT: Lamest excuse for cutting short a date.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My sarcasmometer just spiked. Did anyone elses? Mine too, but since it's Led Z-appallin', the sarcasm is fine by me.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're rescinding your threat of my immediate demise due to a member of the Addam's family? Can you explain in detail, please? A: Lurch.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you sing at Dr. Destroyer that made him rip your arms off? A: I'd rather do something painful to him.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The wires to a blasting cap.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why won't you serve food to the Orc Army? A: Off track.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... If he has stretching powers, he'd be a rubber Plant. :eg: :eg:

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat More justice, less angst. NT: The best thing to plug into an electrical outlet.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I can't stop thinking about puppies in a wood chipper. What should I do?? A: It's been done before.

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This made me immediately think of Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett. And that's a good thing!

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A pony with three legs.