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This well-experienced superhero comes to us from the work of Andreas Englund--
 

 
Don't let his age fool you--he can still dish it out with the best of them--
 

"These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex world of jet-powered apes and time travel" Superman.
 
Lucius Alexander
 
These aphorisms of yours just don't fly in a complex environment of palindromedaries and indoor heated variable power pools

To non-superpowered people, they're the Laws of Science.  To the superpowered, they're the Occasionally Helpful Suggestions.

To non-superpowered people, they're the Laws of Science.  To the superpowered, they're the Occasionally Helpful Suggestions.

Never underestimate the power of the press to make a superhero's life more difficult.
 
A laboratory accident is like a box of chocolates. You never know what abilities you'll wind up getting.
 
One world's mutant terrorist is another world's freedom fighter.
 
Stick to dealing with supervillains robbing banks. If you try to solve a real world problem with superpowers, the press will crucify you if you make a mistake and the government will start getting twitchy if you succeed.
 
Never get into a romance with someone more powerful than yourself. If the relationship ends badly, you can be in for a world of hurt.

To non-superpowered people, they're the Laws of Science.  To the superpowered, they're the Occasionally Helpful Suggestions.

Be polite to everyone. The next person you meet might be a world-class supervillain in their secret ID.
 
Even in a world with superpowers, knowledge is power.
 
Everyone has their kryptonite. Mine is cupcakes.
 
Spandex is a privilege, not a right.
 
Superscience has built powered armor suits that can fly and fire lasers without needing to be recharged ... but our smartphones still crap out before we get the chance to recharge them.
 
The worst part of being a superhero is the slash fanfic.

I don't know as this is what you're looking for, but I always thought it was appropriate for a world where superpowers are real--
 
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power”--Abraham Lincoln

I don't know as this is what you're looking for, but I always thought it was appropriate for a world where superpowers are real--
 
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power”--Abraham Lincoln

I don't know as this is what you're looking for, but I always thought it was appropriate for a world where superpowers are real--
 
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power”--Abraham Lincoln

"Look Into My Eyes--You Wish To Serve Me--You Wish To Obey.  .  .Obey.  .  .Obey.  .  ."

I liked the 1990s series.  Green Hornet and Green Lantern too.
 
There! I said it! 

I liked the 1990s series.  Green Hornet and Green Lantern too.
 
There! I said it! 

That was pretty much my reaction as well.

A baby reacts to Superman flying in Man of Steel: