Logan D. Hurricanes

It got me bad. The trial had me laughing so hard I scared the cat. Even when you see the punchline from a mile away...

Dear creationists,
 
Pokemon evolution is NOT how real evolution works.

His parole officer.

Teller laughs at distracted robber who brought meat cleaver to bank
 

Q: How many TV executives does it take to change a light bulb?
 
 
A: Does it have to be a light bulb?

Q: How many TV executives does it take to change a light bulb?
 
 
A: Does it have to be a light bulb?

Q: How many TV executives does it take to change a light bulb?
 
 
A: Does it have to be a light bulb?

Q: How many TV executives does it take to change a light bulb?
 
 
A: Does it have to be a light bulb?

Only if they're møøse bites.

Mr. Nebbish has the power of social invisibility. While not actually invisible, he sends out a powerful psychic message that equates to "ignore me," "I was never here," or "nothing to see here." As one might expect, he was able to turn this into a fairly successful criminal career. He found that unsatisfying, though, and decided that maybe using his power for the right side of the law might give him greater personal fulfillment. He doesn't fight, though, so it would have to be just the right situation. As a member of Mask, Inc. he found a purpose. He learned to extend his field to others which he uses as an extractor, somebody to get people out of tight situations.

Nothing's better than rocket cow

Open Mic Night at the Acroplis...
 
But seriously, folks...Did you hear about the British empiricist who told his wife she was nothing but a collection of sense data?
 
"Oh yeah?" she said. "How do you think it feels going to bed every night with a man who's got no ding an sich?"
 
I'm not kidding, I was married for ten years before I realized that my wife was all existence and no essence. I mean her esse really was percipi.
 
What'sa matter, folks? It's so quiet in here, you could hear a tree fall in the forest...even if you weren't there! Schopenhauer said there would be nights like this.
 
Kids today, huh? The other day my son asked me for the keys to the car, and I said, "Son, in the best of all possible worlds you'd have your own car."
 
And he said, "But, Pop, this isn't the best of all possible worlds."
 
And I said, "So go live with your mother!"
 
By the way, a funny thing happened on my way over here tonight: I stepped in the same river...twice!
 
Hey, the other day Plato and a platypus walk into a bar. Te bartender gave the philosopher a quizzical look, and Plato said, "What can I say? She looked better in the cave."

Sweet Christmas!
 
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This is the guy who does Cthulhu ala Dr. Seuss.

This is the guy who does Cthulhu ala Dr. Seuss.

This is the guy who does Cthulhu ala Dr. Seuss.