Logan D. Hurricanes

Since we're talking news, Russian media hailed the launch of Luna-25 as a great accomplishment, a return to Russian leadership in space exploration. The crash OTOH has received little play. The official Russian space agency, Roskosmos, announced that the probe's engines had put Luna-25 into a "pre-landing orbit" but failed to shut down properly, forcing the probe down so that it "ceased to exist as a result of a collision with the lunar surface.” That's quite the euphemism for "crashed."
 
I could say more, but you're right, that's probably better in the Politics thread.

Dear tech support, 
 
I know you hate your job and you deal with a lot of morons. I know there's a reason you have to ask "is it plugged in" sometimes. I get that. But when you ask me really stupid questions I've already answered, it doesn't help either of us. If I send a screenshot and you ask me if it's something else I get the feeling you don't know your software. Maybe this is beyond you. 

Shohei Ohtani will not pitch again this season due to a torn ulnar collateral ligament. Fellow star Mike Trout also will be heading back to the injured list.

Mar-a-Lago witness ‘retracted false testimony’ to implicate Trump

Now presenting (for some reason) the Condiment Cow! 
 
https://i.imgur.com/SLUz41S.mp4

Dear tech support, 
 
I know you hate your job and you deal with a lot of morons. I know there's a reason you have to ask "is it plugged in" sometimes. I get that. But when you ask me really stupid questions I've already answered, it doesn't help either of us. If I send a screenshot and you ask me if it's something else I get the feeling you don't know your software. Maybe this is beyond you. 

If only I were still teaching English. 
 

Props to India for landing spacecraft on the Southpole of the Moon! The first to successfully land in that area
 
 
https://www.space.com/india-chandrayaan-3-moon-landing-success
 
 
 

That's just because it took place in Miami.