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Today, I just completed Golden Fist's character sheet. He is the martial artist with a golden arm. He will also give player characters fits. On to his background. If anyone is ever on the run from the Chinese Government, I'm going to definitely force them to take this guy as a hunted so I can get my wuxia "Fugitive" fix.

That show could have been made in the 70s and nobody would have batted an eye.

And if you saw what Sun-Ra dressed like, you would understand why this is so bloody funny.

On Thundara, jazz never dies. Sun-Ra, the ever-living!!!

He started the war in Iraq...to move a couch upstairs! Dick Cheney's Holistic Detective Agency! He was the sidekick of America's greatest hero! But they brought him back as a garbage-cleaning robot! Buck-E!

Traditional female samurai use the Naginata.

Shih Li Tzu's sheet is finally completed! On to Golden Fist. This one has some interesting surprises!

And now...the preliminary cover sketch.. This is but a taste of what awaits the hero that travels to Earth's Center.

Duke Nukem of Plaza Toro The Mikado Takes Manhattan! The Gondoliers of Green Gables Patience over the River Kwai Two Mules for Princess Ida

Shouldn't that be "There can be only bun?"

When Jason Walters says so and the kickstarter goes up.

So while I've been waiting for art to come in on Journey to the Center of the Earth, I just finished the character sheet for Shih Li Tzu, the Dragon Champion. On to his background. Hopefully, I'll be able to get this done in less than five pages. That's the problem with five hundred plus year old people. You have a lot of gaps to fill in.

Highlander: Ronald McDonald of the Clan McDonald

The cover for the product should be done by September 30th. Internal art unknown at this time, but I'm hoping for the same day.

The real issue with Windows 7 isn't Windows 7. It's the java upgrades. All it takes is one update and your system could be running like a giant ball of molasses.

I had an entire D+D campaign that was "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you lousy adventurers, and that stupid hippogriff!"

Twin Peaks: Balls of Fury Edition

Minus two thousand zero zero, party over, out of time! Tonight we're gonna party with the lasso of truth like it's minus 1999! Wonder Woman is Diana, Prince!

King Bull is finally finished. It's been a long eight days, but we're there. On to Shih Li Tzu, the Dragon Champion.

This sheet is finally finished. I've had a tough couple weeks at work. I can start his background now. Finally.

The war was lost.... The treaty signed... He was an ape. But nevermind. True Detective Chimp!!!!!

Oh, come on, Frank. You know you want the dirt on what's under his skirt, He's Popeye the Sailor Moon. Toot Toot!

Customer: There are thirteen bridesmaids and thirteen male escorts. Me: Sir, that doesn't mean what you think it means.

This is a case where he rolled the 18 first. So no. You do not get extra experience for critical failures, especially in a selfish act of summoning a vending machine using magic when he could have just teleported to a nearby convenience store and gotten a six pack.

No. The mage wanted a drink, and I decided to play around and I was like "You're out of coke." Player: I summon a vending machine. Me: Okay...are you sure? Player: Yes! (Picks up the dice. Rolls an 18) Me: A vending machine appears. Player: I get out some coins and put them in the slot. Vending Machine: Don't touch me, you pervert! You really don't want that! You want a drink from me, you dirty !@#$!!!!!! Player: Uhm... Me: Dude, you rolled an 18. Player: Can I send it back? Me: This will require a complicated ritual. You rolled an 18. Another PC comes into the room PC 2: Can I have a drink? Vending Machine: Shut up! That's all you want from me! Drink, drink drink! I'm not giving you anything, losers! Ha! This went on for at least four hours until they figured out a way to unsummon it. One of the finest moments of my GMing career.