Balabanto

Paradise Lost By The Dashboard Light
 
Blinded By The Light Of Day
 
My Name Is Bruce, Earl, And Tge Dieing Girl
 
Warm Bodies Of Evidence
 
A Chinese Ghost And Mister Chicken's Neverending Story
 
Tank Police Story
 
Brass Iron Monkey
 
Five Deadly Foxes Force

Inspector Gidget.

There will never be a country for old men in tights.

John Kotter: Teacher of Mars

So after fifteen years, I finally ran a sequel to "Throwing Stars and Bars", in which the Yatsomoto Corporation schemed to bring Yatsomoto back to life by using DNA samples and a variant of the original ninja goo that turned helpless victims (homeless people) into DNA programmed ninjas. 
 
Unfortunately, Yatsomoto was the ninja of "The South Shall Rise Again." So his student, Mr. Shinji, who was running the corporation in his absence. was using the goo on people to see if it was powerful enough to ressurrect Yatsomoto. 
 
I now give you the list of agent level ninjas
 
 
Beauregard Yamasaki 
Hiroshi Cletus       
Enos Yojimbo 
Tanaka Wallace Sudbury III 
Lucius Hamato 
Okata Sundersby
Elijah Yamamoto 
Hibiki Jethro
Jesse Gozen 
Kojima Jackson 
Montgomery Kobiko 
Ozuna Graham 
 
Yatsomoto also had a pet alligator, who Mr. Shinji cloned multiple times, and then gave them advanced cybernetics. The cybernetics had fang injectors with the ninja goo, and one of the PC's got bitten TWICE.  
 
So at the end of the session, after the PC's decided it was okay for Yatsomoto to be ressurrected, (Not the greatest decision, but it does eliminate Mr. Shinji as a threat to the group...if only one of the PC's hadn't destroyed the sword of his ancestors in the goo....) here comes the quote of the week, as the PC was transformed.
 
"Goodbye Vassily Cerenko...hello Billy-Bob Kurosawa!"

Orphan Black like me...?

Win Ben Stein's Vagina Monologues
 
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Elemental Evil

The Magnificent Seven Ride My Little Pony!

The Magnificent Seven Ride My Little Pony!

Win Ben Stein's Vagina Monologues
 
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Elemental Evil

The Magnificent Seven Ride My Little Pony!

Win Ben Stein's Vagina Monologues
 
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Elemental Evil

Under the Rainbow Brite
 
Debbie Does Witch Mountain
 
Who's Afraid of the Brotherhood of Virginia Woolf?

Samurai Jumping Jack Flash

Hope Solo is the Goalie from UNCLE.

You can do interesting stuff with Superman.  You don't have to change the character.  Just because he always does the right thing, doesn't mean he has to be boring.  Most TV dads will always do the right thing, but that doesn't mean that they're all Danny Tanner.  I'm reminded of an episode from I think the first season of Lois and Clark (which was as far as I watched).  They're investigating some sort of mob-connected nightclub or something, and they each go undercover.  Clark gets a job as like a bouncer or bodyguard or something (Dean Cain was a big dude), while Lois tries to sneak in some other way.  Lois gets found out, and the mob guys tell Clark (whose cover is still intact) to get rid of her. So he carries her kicking and screaming out of the club into an alleyway, and is going to put her in a trash dumpster.  He uses his x-ray vision to scan the dumpsters.  One is empty.  The other is full of rotting garbage.  He glances towards the camera and gives just a little smirk.  He picks the one that is full of garbage and throws her in.
 
Just because he's lawful good, doesn't mean he's completely boring.  He enjoys practical jokes from time to time.
 
With Superman, you have to make sure you make Clark Kent an interesting character.  The hook there is that both Clark and the audience are in on a really fun secret, and nobody else is.

Alan Scott is still my favorite Green Lantern.

Lifted from the Wikipedia article on William B Spong
 
Senator Spong
"was invited with the other freshman senators to address the National Press Club. Fearful that someone on radio or television would call him Senator Sponge, he used his brief five-minute introductory speech to that body to secure proper name identification. His first act as a senator, he announced in his southern drawl, would be to introduce a bill to protect the rights of songwriters in Hong Kong. He would be joined in this effort by the senior senator of Louisiana, Russell Long, and the senior senator from Hawaii, Hiram Fong, and together they would present the Long Fong Spong Hong Kong Song Bill. His name was never mispronounced by members of the media."
 
Lucius Alexander
 
Feeding it to a palindromedary

lady Chatterly's cage hero

Sadly, we forgot the obvious one. Snow White and Blake's Seven Dwarves.

Sadly, we forgot the obvious one. Snow White and Blake's Seven Dwarves.

All right, let's let this all hang out...
 
Blakes Seven Days in May
 
Blakes Seven Days of the Condor.
 
Blake's Seven "Don't open it!"

Rebels fight a corrupt Federation while running a convenience store
 
Blake's 7-Eleven

The NSFW sequel to The Golden Voyage of Sinbad:
 
 
 

I think I saw that episode.