Tjack

I think that the Hallmark channel is going for the right-wing Christian over 40 Female “Karen” demographic. Anybody else who wants to watch their 10 week long marathon of Christmas movies is just gravy for them. P.S. I just noticed that we’re on page 666. I don’t know what to do with that, but there’s got to be a joke there somewhere.

Oh, he’s probably going too, but you were already in line for the “never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down” joke. At least you’ll have somebody to talk to while you wait in that DMV line that never moves.😈

Soul.

Are you saying Santa is a super-spreader? I picture Santa coughing up a big wet one into a Christmas stocking before putting the toys in. “There’s a special surprise in there for you Tommy!”

Well, the Robin is a good omen of springtime, so it’s close enough. Mad props to the boy wonder and congratulations to you and yours.

In the words of Judge Smails from Caddyshack, “Well.......we’re waiting!” Ya gotta love Ted Knight in that movie.

I already warned you about the “you’re going to hell thing”...right?

Thanksgiving movies are a little more iffy for the networks. Unless your network is targeted for a demographic that won’t have any objections, like the Hallmark channel, then you could leave yourself open to protests from people objecting to the treatment of Native Americans. Christmas movies are just the safer bet. For things like this I always rely on the Robert A. Heinlein quote. “Whenever you ask, Why did “they” do this thing or that, the answer is always money.”

I got a rock. So I threw it through their window.

The Soundtrack from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Specifically Sweet Transvestite. Happy Halloween, everybody!

Those things aren’t so cute when they’re kamakazing at your face at three in the morning. We’ve had an infestation of bats at the house this year, and the treehugger city council made it a $500.00 fine to kill one so you have to live catch ‘em instead of just whacking them with a tennis racket.

There could be only one. R.I.P.

Fantastic, you’ve gotta let me know how it goes after. Bon Chance and Confusion to the Enemy! Tjack

With very few changes you could turn that into Quanto from Total Recall.

Do you have a real live group of players for this, or is like for me just an intellectual exercise? My friends call when I go off on one of these “mental masturbation” my term is “ship in a bottle”. Although if I’m enjoying the idea of a real group of players going thru a game I helped come up with, I think that has to upgrade it to “Game Porn”.

Sounds great! Are you going Pulp or Modern? Magical killer or Maniacal?

That happens to a man when he gets older. Not to me of course. But they have little blue pills now to help you with that. How else am I supposed to drag you out to the trunk of my car?

Pleased to meet you, can you guess my name?

Now ‘yer thinkin’! Hey if you or anybody else wants to actually run this thing, I’d be as happy as a clam in the deep blue sea! Just tell me how it all went!

I thought of Marcie as the cook a couple of hours later. And yes if this was done as a Pulp game (1920’s or ‘30’s) them acting suspiciously about their alibis late at night would be a good red herring. Modern Horror, not so much. ( Marcie calling Patty “Sir” could get interesting. )

There’s a Halloween episode for you...A one shot Pulp Hero where the characters are hired to investigate/protect a millionaire who’s friends and family are being terrorized and strangled by a mysterious spirit. The bald headed old man, his shrewish wife, younger sister and the houseguest (a famous pianist who’s having an affair with the wife) are all suspects and targets. The only clues are the blue threads found around the necks of the victims. Make Linus either a vengeful spirit or mad killer depending on GM’s choice. Throw in the old man’s pet beagle and canary and see how long it takes for your players to catch on. P.S. Use Franklin as the Butler, Pepermint Patty as the Housekeeper and Pigpen as the Gardener for more suspects.

The world is not flat. However the heads of those who believe it is are.

Say no more.

AFLAC!!!!!! You know somebody was going to do it. I’m not proud of it but I did it.

Brothers (The first thing that went thru my head was the Smothers Brothers routine)