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Re: Grandiose Schemes Find the Quantum Weather Butterfly. Clone them.

Re: Grandiose Schemes Tell your friend the Storm God that the the people in that country over there said he looked like a dork. Repeat as neccesary.

Re: Grandiose Schemes Put of a nuclear bomb under Paris Hilton, and the world governments hand over control to you, you promise to set it off.

Re: Grandiose Schemes Release Von Nuemann machines into the asteroid belt, where they quietly reduce all nickle-iron asteroids to rolls of foil, bring them to Earth orbit, and unfurl them into climate-hostage-taking supermirrors!

Re: Grandiose Schemes Raise Lemuria. And the Titanic. Refit the later as a gondola for your super-zeppelin.

Re: Grandiose Schemes hmm, lessee. Crack open the sea floor with nukes, draining the ocean into the Earth's white-hot mantle ( "Nuzzink in ze vorld can shtop me now!" ) Hollow out the Earth's core, shove in a giant engine and drive it around the universe (err, spoilers on this one - at least, I yelped "Holy ***k!" when I read it... ) Take over the planet with giant crabs that breath only poisonous gas or in Vitus's case, combine the best of his homeworld's technology with anything worth salvaging from Earth's, and destroy the planetary economy with perpetual motion motors, flying ships, heat metal spells, and other things that cost next-to-nothing to run and would completely undermine most industrial, power, and transport conglomerates.

Re: I need to brainstorm some anachronistic items Elvis and Aaron Presley Reunion Tour tshirts

Re: I need to brainstorm some anachronistic items Map of China, one of the disputed territories of the Tibetan Empire

Re: I need to brainstorm some anachronistic items Complete boxed set of Doctor Who, including all missing episodes, pilots, the 7 feature films, and the multiple spinoff series, on BBC Home Laser Crystal, circa 1985

Re: I need to brainstorm some anachronistic items Logbook of the plane used to drop the first nuke, on Berlin.

Re: I need to brainstorm some anachronistic items Original Single of "The Day The Music Nearly Died" The preserved remains of the world's first steam-train - as built by Hero, in Alexandria 62 A.D. The Catalogue of the Great Library of Alexandria, 1870 A.D. Signed copy of Dianetics, by Theodore Sturgeon

Re: Calling All Heroes! alas, a familiar feeling. I expect enough people didn't have characters ready in that format - I'll send you afew anyway, in case it evergets revived and in case you for some reason can use them

Re: WWYCD: Let's Rock! Does Zero get to utilise his fondness for American musicals?

Re: WWYCD: the times of peace are upon us ViTUS ViTUS ViTUS ViTUS - repeat as neccesary. You'll get it right one day, I'm sure

Re: WWYCD: the times of peace are upon us Vitus would use the break from daily dimensional incursions, Cthuloid Elder Gods, and supervillain attacks, to perfect various ways to make Earthly civilisation more just. (after all, he doesn't have a home universe to go back too anymore and if he's stuck in this miserable hole he may as well do something to make it morebearable ) For example, Vitus's Conjuration of Global Justice, aka Summon Gonads, instantly emasculates every rapist on the planet. Some cauterisation will be involved. Truman would just go back to collecting 50's Americana, and insider-trading on the stock market.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Quite a busy day, quotes-wise There certainly seems to a theme running in Weldun's game - between the Furbynators and the Scare Bears, The Edge is considering stickers for the local toy stores "EDGE Approved! - Guaranteed non-lethal!" It's not doing team morale any good either - even before the firefight, Truman was asking about provisions for annual leave in the team constitution, and Barbara vdB's Miss Chaos stated "That does it. I'm moving to a city where felonies AREN'T committed by toys" Eventually the group did track down the Scare Bears, and promptly found itself in a crossfire between international terrorists and a pack of homicidally psychic, heavily-armed mutant ursines. Sundog's observation "Somebody has been exercising their constitutional right to arm bears" ( a pun almost as painful as being shot in the head, which is what happened to Truman a short while later) Being caught in an empty street with VIPER gun-teams on one side and mind-****ing sniper bears on the other (as if the sniper/bear bit wasn't mind-****ing enough) meant a pretty one-sided fight for us - even allowing for Trawler misjudging a leap and knocking a largish hole in the VIPER-occupied building. Between attempting to flee and being shot out of the sky, and the withering crossfire, even if by some miracle we DO come out of it alive we're still going to be persona non grata in animorph-full Freaktown, because Terminus returned fire on the Scare Bears and put an allegedly non-lethal bullet thru one of their brains. GM : What do you mean, going to be? Alas, he has a point. We still haven't held a funeral service for the telekinetic kitten (admittedly, there wasn't much of her left to bury. Pour into a jar, perhaps....) Even Avatar's much-vaunted mental defenses failed to stop all of the attacks on what passes for his mind Avatar OOC : They managed to get a new concept into the mind of Avatar? Me OOC : normally you need a crowbar for that! And one quote from Sundog's evening game (no doubt there will be more once Sundog and Weldun dig out their notebooks ) Felicity : I'm still dragging the mutt ( Vitus ). All we have to do is squeeze past Ripper and we're out of here Vitus OOC, deadpan : For some reason I am feeling apprehensive

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ah yes, the Girdle of Gender Reassignment. One has to wonder about the mental state of the person that invented these... No, the NPC, not person. The person would have been a GM, in which case trying to determine their mental state is an exercise in futility.

Re: Rejected Superhero Names The Defenestrator! He throws people thru windows! The Refenestrator! He throws windows thru people!

Re: Rejected Superhero Names and his teammate, Prolapse!

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... well, that's a result at least

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Vitus, betraying his colleagues to VIPER, so they don't interfere with his plan to instantaneously mass emasculate every rapist on the planet. "It is the duty of gods to protect their followers and punish the wicked. If your gods ignore their responsibilities, I am more than willing to do their job for them" Sadly this didn't have as much of an impact as I hoped - possibly because Vitus was falling-down drunk at the time. Perhaps I should have smashed the end off the bottle and waved it in their faces?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... unlikely - she's busy in SuperMegaTopia isn't she? Along with Holy Cow, Buck Naked, and the rest... must be a crossover issue

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Heroes 5th Edition.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The latest version of Big Brother/Survivor/etc is a transparent rehash of a tired formula designed to enthrall the mindless - and everyone notices NT: What really killed the dinosaurs

Re: Best Iron Age titles? nods - even had a few books supposed by him about the 'Zone War turn up