Hermit

Hey, hate Witchcraft if you want, but at least get the poor girl's name right

I've kept them, pretty much as per the 5th Edition books, though they will grow and change as time goes on. I know that's no help to you. Still, there are plenty of characters posted on these boards, and they should be easy to adjust to fill in your gaps.

Q: He's only a German during the fall months, what do we call him? A: Insidious and Insipid, wicked and woebegone; fond of pastels.

Q: Does Hermit post too much? A: I am so manly, when I spit on the side walk, hair grows out of it.

Q: Chairface Chippendale's next plan is in braille you say? A: "..."

Q: Pinnochio is streaking AND lying? (What do you know, it sort of works with either question) A: You will kneel before me Jor-El, if not you, then your heirs!

Q: "We've given the Energizer Bunny a double dose of Viagra, let's see the report." A: In the Begining, God made the heavens and the Earth, but he failed to file with the patent office, and did lose the copyright protection.

How about "Crimson Red!" or "the Scarlet Crimson"

Austin Powers goes evil and becomes a psychodelic school teacher. I can see it. YAY Baby... (Last episode seemed a lot like Arcade of Marvel actually...)

Cool, as for origins/backgrounds... a couple of ideas come to mind. 1) A pilot who ended up gaining her powers trying to get her plane down during a freak storm. 2) an "exchange" hero from Russia, on an UNTIL program. She was once the kid side kick of a Soviet super hero "Red Lightning". Now she has to deal with the biases of many Americans, and her own. 3) A young geologist who was studying Mount Olympia discovered some odd teutonic shifts. By accident, and much to her disbelief, she discovered the Titans were trying to break free below. Figuring if one part of the legend were true, the other must be also... she nearly died climbing to the top of the mountain to warn the Olympians. Zeus rewarded her with lightning of her own, but had Hephastus make her bolts red, so she never forget who is the TRUE lightning flinger.

Q: Is the PRIMUS base having a fundraiser? A: If at first you don't succeed, try try again... then quit. You suck at this.

Q: What did Monica say to her boss before playing around? A: London, Rome, Paris, and Hoboken!

Q: So, what was the final clue Rumsfield had cracked from job stress? A: He keeps banging his head against his desk and screaming "#$#$ EM!"

Q: You say Nike has changed the statue of liberty's slogan, what to? A: As God is my witness, I thought extremists could fly.

Q: I just can't follow the plot of Barbie Does Boston, why is that? A: "As if a thousand voices cried out, and then were put under a restraining order."

Q: What did Darren say when he decided he needed Tina at the office? A: Wax your modem to make it go faster.

Re: Pittsburgh Blah!

(Note: My money would be on John ) Q: In this movie, two great legends of two great nations will clash.... A: Dick Cheney in laderhosen

Might I suggest that CU Pittsburgh have a thriving new metalurgical industry in the area of super metals? I can't picture the city of the Steelers not trying to compete with Millennium City and others for that area of tech

Heat Lightning

Good luck to you.

Q: Exactly what will you need to concoct a strategy capable of breaching the walls of the Seige Perilous? A: Faster than a silver bullet, more powerful than a bean burrito, able to eat whole tons of BBQ in a second meal!

Q: Is that a rabid Ewok warrior? A: Objects in mirror maybe more surreal than they appear

Well, the Zindi may grow alarmed and do a pre-emptive strike on Florida...

Once you get close enough to grapple with them, those archers just can't defend themselves