death tribble

Mr Tiger He was supposed to be Mr Tiger, the cute tiger. Unfortunately it was always referred to by another name, that of another cute or cuteish orange and black cat Garfield. No matter what its creator did it was always referred to as the Jim Davis cat. And accessories would have to include a lasagne and a teddy bear. Something snapped in his creator. No-one knows if a demonic spirit entered the toy, or dark magics were used to animate it, or indeed if electronics were used. But now Mr Tiger turns into a man sized tiger with lethal claws with a particular penchant for attacking anyone carrying branded clothing or gear depicting cartoon or film characters. This lead to the mistaken belief that this was to do with the Anti Disney Society. well that makes six. New Team: Tons of Fun ! Most villains and heroes are svelte. This team is not. They are overweight or obese but still capable of doing the crime. Minimum number 5. The fatter the better.

Anita Ekberg has died. If you don't know why she was so special, just watch La Dolce Vita and the scene in The Trevi fountain

Destroy All Monsters ! in the dubbed version and then the original Japanese dialogue with subtitles. Wonderful. Also some of season 1 Agents of Shield.

I resemble that remark. You are a fan of M********r U****d. NT: The Tribble is reading Errol Flynn's biography. What does this inspire him to do ?

The new Horror film, Giraffes. This time they are not after acacia leaves......

Three coins in a fountain by Frank Sinatra It Takes Two - Marvin Gaye and Kim Weston One by U2

The tank: Fort Knox

Don't worry it is in. We have allowed things beforehand.

Insect Master

Two recent deaths. A British comedian called Lance Percival who played the chef in Carry on Cruising. He had a distinctive voice and face. and film star Rod Taylor, real name Robert Taylor, who came from Australia. Robert became Rod as there was already a Robert Taylor acting. Same way Stewart Granger had changed his name. His real name was James Stewart. Rod appeared in The Time Machine (1960) as the inventor of the machine; The Birds (as the hero); and with John Wayne in The Train Robbers

Poor woman still can't be buried. Now being taken up with the coroner as death not registered. Council were no help at all. But today's crank is not about not being able to access the site for two days. It seems no-one else could so no foul. No. My mother rang asking about odd thing on her bank statement today including Google Fish and Pizza Hut on the 2nd. I was with her on the 2nd and neither of us like Pizza. She went ino the bank and hackers got onto the account and took $1,500 or so in seperate purchases. My mother is very careful with her stuff shredding every last envelope that has her address on it and does not have Internet banking. Bank have been nice to her so things ar ok although it has upset her.

Snow Black Snow White had a rotten time in school. People always mentioned the seven dwarves and Disney. She begged her parents to change her name but they would not. And tall people always mocked her saying she should 'hang out with the little people'. Her anger grew and grew and festered into something horrible. Her reasoning distorted into this line of thought. There was nothing wrong with people who were smaller than her but those that were bigger thought they could do anything and everything and no one could or would hold them to account. Well that would change. She got hold of a battlesuit and set out to bring down the giants once and for all. Snow is 5 foot 3 inches so anyone 5 foot ten inches and taller is a vald target. But she hold a special hatred for heroes and villains over 10 feet tall who she targets with lots of power.

Some villains like films too much. Ask Kelly Briant, she'll tell you. The villain who got to her turned her into a moth during the hours of darkness. Not a big human sized moth. A small one. Prey to Owls, birds, swatters and lightbulbs. A spell to return her to normal did not work and instead gave her superpowers. She has energy powers with the one exception. No flight. Shine is the name she uses. She has a major phobia about going out close to sundown as she might be killed. And don't mention an eclipse to her. And under no circumstances mention Rutger Hauer, Michelle Pfeiffer or Mathew Broderick to her. Their film is what gave the bad guy the idea.

Fight fire with fire ! When Irdun Morgale saw DEMON destroy the empire he vowed revenge. He learned magic and used it to strike back at them, despite the fact that his mentors begged him not to, told him not to and tried to use force to stop him. Irdun has been fighting DEMON for centuries and the name of Odric, Master of Magic is his latest incarnation. He changes identities every so often and has a spellbook that masks his identity. DEMON have no idea despite their prowess and sources that it is Irdun who they believe died centuries ago. Irdun believes that the ends justify the means. And if people get turned into zombies or worse, then the only thing to do is have a large asteroid collide with them. It s the only way as far as he is concerned. This has brought him into conflict with hero groups. Irdun looks like the sorceror in Fantasia who Mickey is apprenticed to. Irdun hunts for spellbooks and scrolls particuarly those that do lots of damage like Fireballs, Lightning Bolts, Cones of Cold, Prismatic Sprays, Meteor Swarms, Cloudkills and Power Word Kill. A Magic Missile just does not cut it unless the missile is the size of an 18 wheeler.... And Irdun will willingly sacrifice anyone to stop DEMON. Including his team mates. Who do you think has been manipulating some of them ? NB: The Sophia and the Sybll know who Irdun is and tend to keep out of his way or sometimes curb his excesses as they might jeopardise their own work. New Team: Some people like Giants (we are looking at you Log Man !) but some hate them ! Welcome to the League Against Giants ! The League does not have to be dwarves or small people just people who really, really do not like Giants. Please state why. Minimum number 5.

Surprisingly a couple of threads seemed to have tailed off. Curious.

My mother helped to look after an elderly woman (in her 90s) who died just before Christmas. She had to go into a home, and unknown to her, her sister in law was there. After the body was given to the funeral home nothing was done, the death was not even recorded. when my mother and a friend tried to get the sister in law to sign a piece of paper giving them power of attorny to get the paperwork sorted out, the sister in law refused saying it was not legal. Apparantly there was a family feud that happened 30 years ago and it is still going on after death. So my mother is going to have a word with the council on Monday in order to get things going.

he is The Lord of the Elements and uses the Staff of Elemental Power. Why take the risk of breaking into the enemy's stronghold when you can use an earthquake to destroy their lair ? Why take the risk of attacking a sacrificial rite when you can use the power of the winds to summon a hurricane force wind to destroy the cultists ? Why take the risk of rescuing a prisoner when you can flood the prison and kill the prisoner and the guards ? Why carry guns when you can summon fire to devastate the enemy ? Heroes are after The Lord of the Elements after he used Fire and Earth to create a mini volcano which took out a Demon lair and most of the town nearby with dreadful consequences for the people who lived there.

Did not get to bed until a quarter to three. Saw the New Year in with motherand gave her a new bag with naturally an owl design and Sophia Loren's autobiography. Got a new jumper, Life Story and The Fall season 2. One beer, two vodka and orange juice and half a bottle of champagne with Licor 43 added was the drink for the evening. No hangover.

Today is the 240th anniversary of the Battle of Quebec. Britain won. YAY !

poor Bazza conceived and born as ABBA begin their journey to world domination.

To rob more people than the Federal reserve did

It is really unfair that Australia gets to celebrate the New Year before Europe and America

anything that is not nailed down.

The best version of this song I have ever heard

His Last Vow the Benedict Cumberbatch version of the Maste Blackmailer story of Sherlock Holmes. Quite good.