mattingly
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mattingly reacted to Pariah in Funny Pics II: The Revenge
"By Grabthar's hammer ... what a savings."
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mattingly got a reaction from Ternaugh in What Have You Watched Recently?
Die Hard 2 is my favorite of the bunch.
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mattingly reacted to Pariah in Jokes
I saw this today on the Book of Face:
"People often ask me what it's like dating after being widowed. The truth is, my late husband and my current partner are very different, and it's taken some getting used to.
"For instance, my boyfriend is very deadpan, whereas my husband is just dead.
"My boyfriend doesn't always text me back right away because he's buried under a ton of work; my husband never texts me back be cause he's buried under a ton of dirt.
"My boyfriend tends to run really warm; my husband is always cold.
"But lucky for me, the one thing they have in common, despite all their differences, is that they have really poor taste in women."
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mattingly reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Too.
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mattingly got a reaction from BoloOfEarth in What Have You Watched Recently?
My all-time favorite show. Sheer elegance in its simplicity
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mattingly reacted to BoloOfEarth in What Have You Watched Recently?
For my birthday today, my wife bought me the complete series of The Middle Man. Watched the first three episodes with the wife and kids. They loved it, as did I.
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mattingly reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends, but I need you here.
Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.
Boss - What time will you get here?
Me - Monday.
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mattingly reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...
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mattingly got a reaction from tkdguy in What Have You Watched Recently?
The Seven Per-Cent Solution. Hadn't seen this in several years. Sherlock Holmes teams up with Sigmund Freud against Professor Moriarty.
I'd forgotten that Robert Duvall was Dr. Watson, and Lawrence Olivier was Moriarty.
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mattingly reacted to rravenwood in What Have You Watched Recently?
Just finished Stranger Things 4 vol. 1 - enjoyed it! Don't want to say too much lest I spoil, but Murray is pretty fun this season
