Pariah
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Q - I just can't get rid of this stinkin' kudzu. Any suggestions? A - Certainty of death. Little chance of success. What are we waiting for?
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You've played before, have you?
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Making sock basketballs?
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Why would a "great show" feature a bunch of characters with few if any redeeming human qualities? (It's not as bad as Seinfeld, granted....)
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Why would anyone, really?
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Also, don't staff your infantry with infants. That never works.
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Q - Is this really an elementary school for mutants and other superpowered children? A - Winners never quit and quitters never win, but people who never win and never quit are idiots.
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Defeating the Queen in an arm-wrestling match. New Topic: Better things to do this weekend than watch the new "Dumb and Dumber" movie. [Difficulty: "Anything", while certainly an understandable sentiment, is not allowed.]
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Why is the rum all gone?
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Q - [insert gratuitous Kim Kardashian joke here.] A - You know she's gonna make you cry.
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Andre Braugher gets the ability to stun, incapacitate, and/or knock over someone with a glance and a sharp word.
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Q - You're saying that the metric system has caught on in the Epsilon Sector? A - Please, don't sit on the floor.
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College football teams (either interpretation)
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Q - You actually got to observe the penultimate decay of a sample of rutherfordium-265? What was it like? A - That's the nerdiest thing I've ever seen. And I'm a high school science teacher.
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Who, me? (And seriously, are you arguing the point?)
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You, subtle?
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Q - Just how much vodka did you drink before propositioning him, anyway? A - Nothing for me, thanks. I'm just here to watch the imminent explosion.
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What's he doing here, then?
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Wasn't it all just a disguise?
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Q - How long after the January inaugurations until Congress and the President are at loggerheads? A - I said 'logger', not 'lager'.
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I know Rush and Journey are still recording and touring.
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Who were they in Babylon 5?
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Ironically, one of Kansas' two signature songs, "Carry On Wayward Son", features no violins whatsoever.
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I always thought Toto and Kansas should tour together.
