Pariah

Like I want my students to know where I live.

That seems a little optimistic at this point.

The move is accomplished. The unpacking...not so very much at all.

It would spruce the thread up a little, wouldn't it?

"Wow, who'd have thought you'd need a plasma torch to vaporize this stuff? I still can't feel my lips." New Topic: Marvel heroes vs. Champions villains. Who would you love to see?

I'd like to see this document.

One day at a time. Well done!

You have to pay for your own food, your own lodging, your own health insurance....

Why wood you do that?!

I'm a fan of ε Eridani as well, but it's mostly because of that space station.

Run for public office. Unless you're in Washington DC, in which case, best of luck to you.

It was totally spontaneous. That's what made it so funny.

I've seen the occasional Aussie football game on TV. Very entertaining, I thought.

Now you're just needling us, aren't you?

It's the same day you're giving up smoking, heroin, and sniffing glue.

His burger-flipper has been sharpened to a monomolecular edge.

Q - Why won't Rebel Wilson stop chasing me?! A - I'm going straight to Hell for that, aren't I?

I'll bet my school's library guy can get it. Thanks for the tip!

I had to go home on my lunch break today to take the car back to Lady Pariah (long story). I got back just after the 3rd period bell rang, so I found my whole class outside my door waiting for me. I let them in and once they got settled, I told them this: "I apologize for keeping you waiting today. I was unavoidably detained. I can't go into detail, but if you hear anything on the news about North Korea, I had nothing to do with that." I got a few grins. And a lot of blank stares, sadly.

Me: The current model of the atom is called the quantum mechanical model. It doesn't have anyone's name on it, because no one person came up with it. A lot of people worked on it. Bohr gave us the basic idea, but others contributed to it: Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrodinger, Albert Einstein.... Student: Did Schrodinger's cat contribute to it? Me: Well, yes and no.

Q - Where can I find Jameis Winston? A - All I wanted was to know the critical mass of thorium.

Pariah --> <-- Bazza Actually, that was pretty funny.

Chris Pine?

Q - You're all here for the haggis? A - A heavy, black zig-zag line. You can't miss it.

Berlioz's March to the Scaffold comes to mind, too.