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Pariah

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  1. "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." - James Nicoll
  2. Recent ear worm "All About That Bass" done by a country a capella group called Home Free:
  3. ...and yet you drafted Queen Jadis (by name, no less) in my draft in July....
  4. "Fjord" is just a funny word.
  5. Q - We've run out of unobtainium to power our perpetual motion machine with. What do we do now? A - Eh, it tastes like salami to me.
  6. Q - So, it looks like we're going to have another Bush-Clinton presidential election. What could that mean? A - That won't do you any good.
  7. Who you calling sappy, bud? Do you need me to come over there and kick your aspen?
  8. A - Paris Hilton is in town. I can set you up with her if you'd like.... Q - How do you even make gray icing?
  9. Have you heard that researchers in America are now using lawyers instead of lab rats for medical testing? There are four reasons: 1. There are more of them, 2. The researchers don't get so attached, 3. The ASPCA and PeTA don't protest as much, and 4. There are some things you just can't get a rat to do.
  10. ...and the major of people who don't have the math to become accountants.
  11. From a friend who's working on her PhD (and subsequently teaching some freshman-level classes): Student: "Would you be worried about taking this midterm?" My Friend: "Not at all. I'm the one writing it."
  12. Hydrogen spectrum Not a full rainbow. Why not? Tell us, Mister Bohr.
  13. It does seem like we've tapped this one for all it's worth, though, doesn't it?
  14. Um, because you had to bathe your four year old last night when she started projectile vomiting ten minutes after you put her to bed? (No, wait, that was me. )
  15. #3: "Memory" by Elaine Paige (from Cats)
  16. #1: "Shankill Butchers" by Sarah Jarosz #2: "Leaden Legacy" by After Forever
  17. New Topic: Three Songs featuring Female Vocalists
  18. I've never participated in an online RPG, but I'd be willing to give it a shot with you fellows.
  19. Seeker vs. Batroc the Leaper. Martial arts madness!
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