Pariah
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Your new manager speaks with an Indian accent and keeps saying something about "outsourcing".
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Q - The Detroit Lions are in the Super Bowl? How did that happen?! A - Keep your hands to yourself.
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Who leaves a conversation like this?
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"Hello, I'm Dr. C, and this is Physics 100. I hope you've all bought your copies of Nostradamus, as we'll be leaning heavily on his influential writings throughout the quarter." New Topic: How many members of Eurostar does it take to change a light bulb?
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Oddly enough, I heard BYU's marching band playing this during the game last Saturday.
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So, I'm giving my Introduction to Chemistry students their first exam of the year. What music shall I have playing for them when they arrive to class: Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries", the "Dies Irae" from Verdi's Requiem, "Mars: The Bringer of War" from The Planets, or the Vader March from "The Empire Strikes Back"? Decisions, decisions....
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3. "Time Again" by Asia
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1. "No Time" by the Guess Who From the album Canned Wheat in 1969, this version of No Time has an extended intro and ending. With some great added riffs and a very psychedelic sound, this version came out a few months before the better-known version of No Time from the American Woman album. 2. "Time Goes By" by Mystery
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New Topic: Songs about Time
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Q - Wait, I thought this was your house! This isn't your house? A - I don't believe it, not for a minute.
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Is that really the root of it all?
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If you accept the Vegan argument that humans are just like food animals, then there's really no impediment, other than convenience, to eating Vegans.
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"Take a Breath" by Lana Lane
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The New Mutants. Because the last thing Marvel (or any studio) needs is a superhero flick filled with whiny teen angst. Oh, and while we're on the subject, Berto sucks. New Topic: Foxbat has a new Master PlanTM: To land a starring role in a Marvel superhero movie! Who will the fearless Foxbat be portraying?
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Q - What the...?! This Swiss cheese is full of holes! A - After today, consider me gone.
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...especially when propelled by exploding hydrocarbons.
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Why wood I?
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Is anyone else board with this yet?
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Hippos...?
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QFT. When I give a textbook reading assignment of more than ten pages in my intro-level classes, I get audible groans and complaints. It's a little better in my Honors classes. My AP class already knows I'm an unreasonably demanding S.O.B., so they just nod their heads grimly and accept it.
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She's giving out change in Reichsmarks.
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Hush, you!
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I saw all five of the Twilight movies in the theater...and read all the books. It ain't Shakespeare, but they were better that some of the books I was required to read in high school and/or college.
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Q - How does fully 98% of the American voting public seem to decide what they support or oppose? A - This is not the kind of party I was expecting.
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He's just signed a free-agent deal with the Jacksonville Jaguars.
