Pariah
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It's Yom Kippur.
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Q - I've invented the perfect artificial flavoring--it tastes like mice! What shall I use it for? A - You've got it all sorted, I see.
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...like certain posters here on this thread.
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Is he talking about us?
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Cat puns freak meowt. (Seriously, I'm not kitten.)
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Who?
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Q - Who do you like in this spring's Barnyard Sprint? A - They'll punish the monkey, and let the organ grinder go.
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Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows, and Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns.
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...like most boy bands today, I imagine.
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So I guess Donny Osmond is out too, then.
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Paul McCartney.
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Hey, some guys from boy bands turn out to be pretty decent musicians.
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Are you trying to start a flame war?! (And why aren't we doing fish things anymore?)
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She's dressed like Santa Claus, and she's giving you candy. New Topic: Famous DC superheroes and how they're dressing up for Halloween.
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Easter eggs. (I buy an extra egg-dying kit each Easter for just this reason.)
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The next presidential election features Bush vs. Clinton.
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Now you're just being crabby, aren't you?
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The phone is smarter than you are.
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If this were a campaign, I would play the snot out of it.
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What the [redacted] are the oranges for?! /off topic
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Second Edict part 1: The Minnesota Vikings get three times as many draft picks as anyone else, as well as $20 million more in cap space.
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Q - Is there really a movie so bad that neither Kristen Stewart nor Nicholas Cage will touch it? A - The main problem is that there are too many obscure cultural references and not enough pictures of shaved cats.
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Nihlist or homicidal maniac, one or the other.
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Whether the system is open or closed depends on how you define the system. How you define the system, in many cases, is determined by what makes the mathematics easier.
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Constantly mocking me about the way I spell 'aluminum' and 'cesium'.
