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Pariah

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  1. First: Turkey, in to form of sandwiches, tacos, omelettes, etc. Last: Stuffing. At least I think it was stuffing. I may have been part of the paper bag the rest of the leftovers were packed into. Still tasty, though.
  2. Q - Disney is releasing the Star Wars Holiday Special in IMAX 3D? A - There are no right or wrong answers, just impressions.
  3. How about pushing one's luck? (How many dice of Luck do you have to buy before you can Push it, I wonder?)
  4. Comparable to the northern regions of Scandinavia, I should think.
  5. Given how far away it is from everything, I can't imagine that buying much of anything in Hawai'i is the cheaper option.
  6. Would L'Hospital's rule work for that? (I forget. I never really have to do calculus any more, even in my AP classes.)
  7. Is that what they study in metaphysics?
  8. I'm rapidly losing interest.
  9. We've got a turkey in the oven as we speak. We're also responsible for the cranberry sauce this year. If we can find the recipe.
  10. Q - Why are hot peppers the nosiest vegetables? A - Because they're always jalapeño business.
  11. The Apocalypse occurs. In addition to War, Pestilence, and Death, Famine has been replaced by Greed. Guess who attacks the malls?
  12. "A Far Cry" by Asia (This is after John Wetton left the band, obviously.)
  13. Q - Ever been to Winnipeg on a Wednesday night? A - He's the least interesting man in the world.
  14. Q - 'Philosophers R Us' isn't really a thing, is it? A - We're short on cash at the moment, so we're paying you in blue corn chips and ghost pepper-mango salsa.
  15. "There's lies, there's damned lies, and then there's statistics." My uncle, the accounting professor, loves to say that.
  16. Explosions. Lots and lots of explosions. And lots of gratuitous shots of Megan Fox. Hey, it worked for Michael Bay....
  17. #3. "Party in My Tummy" from Yo Gabba Gabba! (If you actually watch this, it may cause you to go insane. Be warned!)
  18. #1. "Cheeseburger in Paradise" by Jimmy Buffett #2. "Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
  19. To celebrate Thanksgiving the way we usually do here in the USA: Three Songs about Eating and Drinking
  20. Make broccoli, cauliflower, and Brussels sprouts taste like cheese. Partly to get more people to eat them, and partly just to screw with the vegans. New Topic: What is Foxbat thankful for this year?
  21. There's a country a capella group called Home Free. They have a pretty cool cover of "All About That Bass".
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