Pariah
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14 points in Scrabble, maybe?
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New Topic: Three Musical Questions
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Or on whom?
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Is it a bigger problem than ennui?
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'30-45 minutes away' is a relative term. In my hometown, the idea of driving 30-45 minutes to get to work would have been ridiculous (more so because most of us were farmers). Now that my hometown has become a bedroom community for Denver, 30-45 minutes to get to work means you're making incredibly good time.
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What about Finland?
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Q - Suffering from Paranoia much? A - We'll need more than a bulldozer for that.
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Q - Did you hear the one about Werner Heisenberg's camping trip? A - Seasons will change, you must move on. Follow your dream.
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It's election day?! What if I didn't vote?
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Q - What drink order demonstrates that you're a pretentious snob who prefers to water his liquor? A - No, your Honor, I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of VIPER.
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Methylene blue. Grape soda. You do the math.
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Because you didn't feel like one yourself?
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Ask them, "What do you know about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? Would you like to know more?"
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Kilts for everyone! Anyone caught not wearing a kilt will be subjected to 24 hours of nonstop bagpipe music as punishment.
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Q - Is Peter Jackson really on Hillary Clinton's short list for campaign director? A - Mister Rogers never fought the Viet Cong.
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Sales of Scotch go through the roof.
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It's like the Robert Redford line in Sneakers: "You know, I could have been in the NSA, but they found out my parents were married."
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"Seasons Will Change" by Asia featuring John Payne, from an album that looks less and less likely ever to be released.
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Or, "Your girlfriend's so nasty, she's got 67 protons!"
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Thanks, but no thanks. I don't need that much excitement in my life, and certainly not at -64C.
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Because they're better than the day rates.
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Actually, I include a couple of chemistry-related jokes on my final exam each year for a point or two of extra credit. My favorite: Why do chemists like nitrates?
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Tim Duncan plays in a "small market", and isn't a media whore. All he does is win championships.
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"Any thing I say in class can be on the test. Even the jokes. We covered this the first day."
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Trust you after you've just told us you have to be sneaky? Uh....
