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  1. Pariah
    Anyone know what the wonderful thing about Tiggers is?
  2. Pariah
    Psst! That's three!
  3. Pariah
    A Star Trek-style tricorder. Sadly, there's not an app for that. New Topic: Someone from the NGD just created a crack in the space-time continuum. Who did it, and how?
  4. Pariah
    You knew the mission was dangerous when you accepted it.
  5. Pariah
    Barack Obama vs. John Boehner in a no-holds-barred cage match.
  6. Pariah
    Amateurs. The story: Lighting A Charcoal Grill by Dave Barry (The Miami Herald)
  7. Pariah
    Or melt. Melting is good, too.
  8. Pariah
    Because tuna, that's why.
  9. Pariah
    What's wrong with circles?
  10. Pariah
    How can LeBron James screw the city of Cleveland again, even though he hasn't played there in years?
  11. Pariah
    Q - You promised me you would take me to the ballet tonight! You promised! A - Yes, I can justify that, but you won't like it, or even understand it.
  12. Pariah
    He won't shut up about that time he joined the Mile High Club with that Italian flight attendant. New Topic: Surprising revelations in Defender's autobiography.
  13. Pariah
    Based on the smallness of the sample size, maybe?
  14. Pariah
    Q - I keep forgetting to take my pills. Got any suggestions? A - A bird in the hand isn't worth that much.
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    He's on first, right?
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    Q - Wait, you actually expect me to calculate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow on the final exam? A - Sadly, Avogadro's number isn't something you call to get help on your chemistry homework.
  17. Pariah
    He's a Swede, remember?
  18. Pariah
    The large number of bottles labeled "Nitroglycerine".
  19. Pariah
    There's a small label reading "Designed and manufactured by Aperture Laboratories" on the bottom. New Topic: How are supervillains reacting to the United States' recent departure from the World Cup?
  20. Pariah
    Mmmmm, spectroscopy. The summer program I'm working with has had students do both emission and absorption spectroscopy. Pretty cool stuff for high schoolers.
  21. Pariah
    Stockpiling it for some future Starfleet, no doubt.
  22. Pariah
    Probably the best T-shirt I ever saw was an electric blue one with bright yellow lettering, which due to the contrast you pretty much couldn't help looking at. It had an arrow pointing up and read, "My eyes are up here." A lot of people were reading that girl's shirt that day. Some of the reactions were priceless.
  23. Pariah
    Two guys in black suits show up at your job site looking for 'Edgar'. New Topic: Subtle signs that the aliens invading New York this week are out of their minds.
  24. Pariah
    By whose standard?
  25. Pariah
    Blue: "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash
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