Pariah
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An original tune called "Stalking Miss Gillian"
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I think Ukraine and Syria have bigger problems than measurement, don't you?
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Hava Nagila
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"Call Me Maybe"
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"What do you mean, you didn't think it was appropriate to put bacon on that cheeseburger? Off with his head!"
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Anything that won't kill you is technically edible, isn't it?
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New Topic: Songs with one-word titles.
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Have you ever seen their bit with Milton Berle on The Muppet Show? Genius.
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The parking situation at my alma mater, where I'm assisting with a summer chemistry program, is a nightmare. The parking lot at the chemistry building is currently a construction zone until they finish the new law building. Thank the maker for light rail.
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"Not now, John. I'm on a case."
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Q - Can you help me get the lid off this pickle jar? A - It's the only one I've ever seen that didn't come with a warning label and three lead-lined flasks.
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Burrito? Wasn't the latest theory that he was actually an egg roll?
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I don't care how you try to explain it, that's simply not tax-deductible.
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L. Marcus is their top field operative. New Topic: Other notable NGD posters and their true roles in the Massive Global Conspiracy.
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They sell your e-mail address and other personal information to PeTA, Fingerhut, and al Qaeda. New Topic: So, you finally got that super-secret decoder ring in the mail. Now what?
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Mine is too uneven to grow out properly. And too much of it's the wrong color. I do grow a goatee every year for the month leading up to the AP Exam. I tell my students it's a sign that I've been replaced by the evil Mr. M, who's an even more unreasonably critical and demanding S.O.B. than the one they're used to.
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It gets 23 gallons to the mile. No, that's not a typo.
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She's writing it in cuneiform.
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Q - We're scared! How do we get back to the other side of this high-rise construction site? A - For one thing, the peach cider is fantastic.
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A church leader of mine used to say, "You've got to have a pretty darn good meeting to be better than no meeting at all."
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I actually knew FORTRAN at one time. Modula-2 as well. And I pretty much taught myself HTML back in the day.
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Helicopters?
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Like cranes?
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What measure is half a burrito?
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Q - I fathered the Kardashians! A - There's no excuse for that kind of meticulous attention to detail.
