Pariah
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...stay off my lawn!
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Q - Marvin, you've been even more depressed than usual lately. Why? A - Not only does he know nothing, he doesn't even suspect much.
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No worries, mate. #areweusinghashtagsherenow
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No, the glasses she can keep. (I've a pair of my own I'm rather fond of, truth be known.) The bit with her eyes not tracking together, that's got to go. She's sleeping peacefully now, poor thing. If I had a mg of sense, I'd be doing the same thing.
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Q - So, Gilbert, since you got fired from those Aflac commercials, I hear you could use some extra cash. Have I got an offer for you.... A - The kiss my lover brings, she brings to me.
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Q - What do you mean, the password isn't 'Swordfish'? The password is always 'Swordfish'! A - I'd rather not spend the evening with that man, if it's all the same to you.
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She's out of surgery now. The procedure went more smoothly than anticipated. She's still very sleepy from the anesthesia, but the early returns look very promising. Thank you, everyone, for your concern and kind wishes.
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The Foxbatplane!
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Strabismus surgery. She has esotropia, and the glasses she's worn since she was about 9 months old haven't corrected it.
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Other blocks. Giant Lego blocks, in fact.
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Q - What's on the menu tonight, garçon? A - Children of the night . . . shut up!
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Bump. Little Girl Pariah is going in for eye surgery in a bit over 12 hours. Any well-wishes, positive vibes, or prayers anyone wishes to send along would be greatly appreciated.
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Lars Ulrich has made it his mission in life to destroy you.
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You're a devoted member of one of the two major political parties in the United States.
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Foods for those that just don't care anymore
Pariah replied to nexus's topic in Non-Gaming Discussion
Red Lobster really is "the Olive Garden of seafood restaurants", isn't it? Those biscuits are pretty darn tasty, though. -
Norway! Come to see our award-winning fjords, stay for the lutefisk! New Topic: Subtle signs that the ghost of Marie Antoinette is no longer amused by your antics.
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"Survivor 34" or whatever the Frell they're up to now.
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The View. (Not with the current cast, of course. ) New Topic: Programs that would be improved by substituting dogs for the regular cast.
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I'd watch that. Cage matches between Democratic and Republican lawmakers. Seriously, it's almost to that point in Congress anyway.
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3. "It's Five o' Clock Somewhere" by Alan Jackson with Jimmy Buffett
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1. "Twisting by the Pool" by Dire Straits 2. "Holidays in Eden" by Marillion
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New Topic: Three Vacation Songs
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Barney.
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"We have a new channel featuring productions of all the NGD Superdraft winners for the past four years. It's only an additional $129.95 per month! Shall I put you down for two years?" New Topic: What unusual event(s) will transpire next Spring to prevent a deserving horse from winning the Triple Crown?
