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Pariah

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  1. I've never seen a girl with a Baka-mallet. Pics, or it didn't happen.
  2. Body paint provides absolutely no protection whatsoever against even imitation weapons.
  3. The accordion, ukulele, distortion guitar, vuvuzela, and castrato tenor arrangement of "Let It Go" may have been a bit much.
  4. She tells them about an artist named Gogan who cut off his ear and mailed it to his girlfriend.* *I had a middle school history teacher who taught us this. New Topic: TV shows or movies that could be improved by adding/substituting Sesame Street characters. (Examples, please.)
  5. Tranq darts all around. New Topic: Why did the VIPER agent cross the road?
  6. Man, I haven't player Paranoia in...well, decades. I ran an session of it one evening when I was a counselor at a summer camp for gifted and talented kids. It was quite memorable.
  7. The only way Spain loses 5-1 to the Netherlands is that all the Spanish players have been replaced by zombies. New Topic: Other possible reasons Spain lost 5-1 to the Netherlands in the World Cup. (Difficulty: Nothing actually having to do with football/soccer.)
  8. I had an audio recording of this routine once upon a time. I've been looking for it on YouTube for half of forever. Tonight, I found it. So I'm sharing it with you. You're welcome.
  9. He has a tattoo of Maxwell's equations around his biceps.
  10. He keeps his office at a warm, cozy 120 degrees...Celsius.
  11. I thought you lot were more inclined towards ice hockey.
  12. He's agreed to coach the US team in the World Cup.
  13. Too expensive? (I mean seriously, how many points would a dragoon of dragons cost?)
  14. No posts since May 29th? What's the deal?
  15. I don't know, the ones at my school are all pretty cool, at least to me, Of course, I'm not a student.... The gym has suddenly been renamed "Room 666".
  16. Q - What are your two favorite example of polymerization reactions? A - Pachelbel's Canon in D played on recorder, accordion, distortion guitar, and vuvuzela.
  17. Seems to me that a bar would be an ideal place to grade Physics exams anyway.
  18. I don't know, it seems like every kid 10 and under in this part of the world plays soccer.
  19. "The Eye of Ra" by Arjen Anthony Lucassen's Star One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FpMo9JGlxo
  20. "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." -Robert Wilensky
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