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  1. Pariah
    Q - What is the name of the worst chick flick, and arguably the worst movie of any genre, of all time? A - That's not my nose.
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    Q - Wait, are the gangsters in this movie Yakuza or La Cosa Nostra? I'm so confused.... A - That's pretty ugly, even for an iguana.
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    Q - Do you really think the next election will feature Jeb Bush vs. Hillary Clinton? A - Be somewhere else.
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    From their new album Recollections: A Tribute to British Prog - "Eye in the Sky" by Asia featuring John Payne.
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    He introduced me to Rocket Scientists, Lana Lane, and Erik Norlander several years ago as well.
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    Q - I can't just fire you or have you killed because your daddy's the Nest Leader, so instead I'm assigning you to VIPER's latest project: the infiltration of C.L.O.W.N.! A - Stop digging.
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    Q - You really are a fanatic when it comes to Thanksgiving side dishes, aren't you? A - The last thing I want to do is to cause you pain. But it's still on the list.
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    Looks like somebody is playing dice with the universe after all.
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    Or an antagonist?
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    Q - What's with the parka? I thought you were going to wear a bikini. A - This could turn into a furball real fast.
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    Bathe, eat real food, see the sun, talk to girls...you know, the things you can't do when you're sucked into ANY video game.
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    Q - Our guy's leading in all the poles in southern California, but we can't buy a vote in San Francisco. What's the deal? A - And Gretzky scores the winning run on a Boise State-style hook-and-ladder play!
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    Two of my students have told me in the last two days that they're going to pursue degrees in science because of their experiences in my classes. What? I've just got something in my eye, that's all.
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    A guy goes to see his psychiatrist and says, "Doc, you've got to help me! Every time I see someone on the street, I blurt out, 'What's new, pussycat'!" They psychiatrist said, "I see you have developed Tom Jones Syndrome." "I've never heard of it. Is it rare?" "Well, it's not unusual...."
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    In West Virginia, hot dogs are properly eaten with mustard, onions, meat chili (no beans), and cole slaw. It's a lot better than it sounds.
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    Q - Well, if it isn't Wile E. Coyote! What have you been doing for the past 30 years, old pal? A - About 300,000 light years, give or take.
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    3. "End of the Line" by Traveling Wilburys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNhVX7GSw8I
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    1. "Without Hope You Cannot Start the Day" by Yes 2. "Relics of the Tempest" by Proto-Kaw (It's about the end of the world.)
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    This week marks the end of the school year and the beginning of summer vacation for me. So in honor of the transition: New Topic: Three Songs about Beginnings and Endings
  20. Pariah
    Mass at 9:00 a.m. on Sunday, with a light brunch and bingo to follow. New Topic: Subtle signs that Neil Peart (drummer/lyricist of Rush) no longer finds you antics amusing.
  21. Pariah
    Ah, the old Maillard reaction. Haven't seen that one in a while.
  22. Pariah
    "Damn the mosquitoes! Full speed ahead!"
  23. Pariah
    It's just figured out where the fishes are.
  24. Pariah
    I don't have the Early Recordings from Kansas 1971–1973 yet. But I'd consider Forth one of the top 10 favorite CDs I have.
  25. Pariah
    All hail Chemistry Cat!
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