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Pariah

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  1. Oooh, the Tick! How could I have forgotten him? SPOOON!
  2. I had actually considered this. I never got past Deadpool and Foxbat, though.
  3. ...and darned near impossible.
  4. They belong to your ex-, and the court decree says that she's responsible for coming to get them. New Topic: Superhero dating scandals as reported by TMZ.
  5. Q - Where did you get all those bruises and scratches?! (Yes, this really happens. Regularly.) A - Like a chicken with the face of a monkey.
  6. But the whole point of this month's draft is to give other people grief, I thought.
  7. He's not inciting, he's merely advertising.
  8. Q: What's the greatest thing about Switzerland? A: I'm not sure if it's the greatest thing, but the flag's a big plus!
  9. Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A-flat minor.
  10. The Ghost of Stephen Foster, because the Hotel Paradise has no vacancies this evening.
  11. The movie "Rocket Man" provides a counter example, as it turns out.
  12. I love the smell of mass drivers in the morning!
  13. They were given to me by someone who doesn't understand I hate both the Ducks and the Kings. New Topic: Which superhero did you run into at 2:30 a.m. at the local convenience store, and why were they there?
  14. Q - We concentrated all the stupidity from every reality show in one place? A - 'Meters' and 'kilometers' are entirely the wrong units for this.
  15. Your psychiatrist wants to write a paper about you and your fixation with rodents that dress in drag. New Topic: Champions supervillains and what they say on the psychiatrist's couch.
  16. Anyone remember the Brood, the Aliens knock-offs that crept into the Marvel universe? At one point in the late 80s, I believe they developed the practice of targeting mutants for takeover/possession.
  17. Q - I don't know what you're talking about. I only use my telescope for looking at the sky. A - He is more clever than he looks.
  18. I prefer blackmail. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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