Pariah

It was rather nifty, wasn't it?

"Sky is Falling" by Rocket Scientists

They belong to your ex-, and the court decree says that she's responsible for coming to get them. New Topic: Superhero dating scandals as reported by TMZ.

Q - Where did you get all those bruises and scratches?! (Yes, this really happens. Regularly.) A - Like a chicken with the face of a monkey.

...that music group from the 90s?

But the whole point of this month's draft is to give other people grief, I thought.

He's not inciting, he's merely advertising.

Q: What's the greatest thing about Switzerland? A: I'm not sure if it's the greatest thing, but the flag's a big plus!

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A-flat minor.

The Ghost of Stephen Foster, because the Hotel Paradise has no vacancies this evening.

The movie "Rocket Man" provides a counter example, as it turns out.

I love the smell of mass drivers in the morning!

They were given to me by someone who doesn't understand I hate both the Ducks and the Kings. New Topic: Which superhero did you run into at 2:30 a.m. at the local convenience store, and why were they there?

Q - We concentrated all the stupidity from every reality show in one place? A - 'Meters' and 'kilometers' are entirely the wrong units for this.

Your psychiatrist wants to write a paper about you and your fixation with rodents that dress in drag. New Topic: Champions supervillains and what they say on the psychiatrist's couch.

Anyone remember the Brood, the Aliens knock-offs that crept into the Marvel universe? At one point in the late 80s, I believe they developed the practice of targeting mutants for takeover/possession.

Q - I don't know what you're talking about. I only use my telescope for looking at the sky. A - He is more clever than he looks.

I prefer blackmail. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

That could be gneiss.

On those rare occasions when I read other gaming systems, I do it specifically looking at what and how I can import/convert into HERO.

The humor in this thread is really starting to drift.

Q - No, 'rock salt' isn't usually considered a medicine, not even one of the homeopathic ones. Why do you ask? A - An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of everyone else.

Miles to go before we sleep.

It's sad, but in a way I'm kind of glad it's not just me who's seeing this. Last week I had my students perform the same simple experiment at three different temperatures (ice water, room temperature, near-boiling) and time the reaction to see how long it took. Then I asked them to plot those three--three!--data points and draw a rough curve, then use that curve to predict how long the reaction would take at 50ºC. Less than a quarter of them proved able to do that successfully. These weren't my Honors students, but still. That's pathetic. /gripe

Captain Amazing. He makes millions while the rest of us have to hold down crummy day jobs. Lousy endorsement deals.