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  1. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He decides to go for it on 4th and 5 from his own 9 yard line. (Nice call, Shanahan.) New Topic: Halftime festivities you'd actually like to see at football games.
  2. Re: Answers & Questions Q: First Sam the Eagle, then Crazy Harry, and now Gonzo? Why are all the Muppets being poisoned? A: From the brilliant yet twisted mind of Teh Bunneh.
  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I think this is the year the Raiders make it back to the Super Bowl. And they're going to win it this time!"
  4. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "It's not 'minimaxing' or 'Munchkinism', it's just an efficient build! Geez, are you insecure or what?!" New Topic: What YOU would name your own starship.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1t w45 teh b35t Øf t1m35, 1t w45 teh wØr5t Øf t1m35...
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What questions did William Shatner answer correctly on Celebrity Jeopardy in the category of "It's Obvious"? A: Susan Ivanova, Samantha Carter, Kira Nerys, and Zoe Washburn.
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, I see you've pimped out your combine. What are you going to call it? A: The very largest can of whoop-@ss this town has ever seen!
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat SuperFriends: See this week's episode, where Green Arrow and Black Canary go on a break....
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Turns out milk's not so great for the memory after all....
  10. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What made Swiper* give up his life of crime? A: Marcus Cole, Lt. Cdr. Worf, Teal'c, and Ka D'Argo. -- * From Dora the Explorer, for the unfamiliar.
  11. Re: Answers & Questions Q:What's the nickname for Dan Rather's legal team? A: Move along people, there's nothing to see here.
  12. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Avast, I'd Rather Be a Ninja!
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Lex Luthor AGAIN today. Man, the guy never quits! I'm glad I've got the whole evening to unwind. Hey, you know what would sound really good right now? Whale songs...." New Topic: Things you wish would have happened in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
  14. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They've just signed an agreement with Steve Jobs & Co. to consolidate everything to a single operating system.
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: GROND HIDEOUS! WHY GROND SO HIDEOUS?! A: As origin stories go, I think that's about the worst I've ever heard.
  16. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Remind them that America's fans typically like winners--i.e., a team that call itself "God's favourite" should have won (or at least made an appearance in) the Super Bowl in the last 10 years...
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If they dress in pink, white, and brown, you can refer to her/them collectively as Neapolitan. New Topic: Overheard this week at the Hero Games corporate water cooler.
  18. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you decide on the name "The Atlanta-Charlotte-Memphis-Tuscaloosa-Miami-Charleston-New Orleans Railroad"? A: A Tellarian prostitute carving up tofu with a chainsaw.
  19. Re: Jokes Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? A: It's in the ground state.
  20. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kryptonite-lined diapers.
  21. Re: Answers & Questions Q: We were supposed to talk about Quantum indeterminacy today. Where's our professor? A: That old gag's not going to work this time.
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