Pariah
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The Oakland Raiders, obviously. Look at their fans, for cryin' out loud.
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What's the guy's name on first?
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"New rule: From now on, every team in the league must have at least two former members of the Dallas Cowboys playing at key positions."
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Say what?
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Q - What do you mean, Starbucks doesn't open for another half an hour? I need coffee NOW!! A - Fibbooonnnnnaaaaaaaaccccccccccccciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
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SPOON!!!
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Have we all become symbol-minded?
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Kind of like Congress.
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Who's "the girl"?
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"Well, you're all sinners anyway, so why don't you all take a little time and get it out of your system? Anything you want to do, as much as you want to do it, with no eternal repercussions. You have until Saturday at midnight. Go!" New Topic: Wallace and Gromit meet a certain group of superheroes. What happens?
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Q - Should I have the dogs park their biplanes in that hangar over there? A - Now we know: Opossums make lousy test pilots.
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"Wafers are out. Belgian waffles are in."
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Sadly, I find most of Mel Brooks' stuff to be inane to the point of unwatchability.
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Lies, all of it lies.
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That's what we do here, is it not?
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His taxi was a John Deere tractor pulling a hay wagon.
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Who's Kit, and why do you have his old bag?
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"I'm going to bring a little more joy and laughter into the world in 2014." - The Joker
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"I just want the ability to change gold into lead. Wait, I said that wrong...." New Topic: New Year's resolutions for superheroes (DC edition)
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Q - What makes Stargate Command different from Starfleet? A - I can't move this.
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Can we not just sit to reason?
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Q - You made your prom date a dress? Out of what?! A - Dihydrogen monoxide! RUN!
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John Stewart: "I've already got a ring, thanks." New Topic: New Year's resolutions for superheroes (Marvel edition)
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Just water for me, okay?
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Editorial fiat, perhaps?
