Pariah
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Curiosity Rover takes snapshot of Earth from Mars (spoilered for size)
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Eh, wait another few dozen million years, and it'll be part of another continent again.
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I approve of this addition to your symposium.
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Today's announcement that finger callouses, carpal tunnel syndrome, and hearing loss are not covered under the Affordable Care Act.
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Q - Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are dancing the Masochism Tango? A - Leftovers again, I'm afraid.
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Governor of the state of Minnesota.
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Two-thirds weird, don't we think?
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Visits the North Pole. He's bipolar.
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Too lazy to Google it. Today was my non-Honors day.
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Q - How many students will score more than zero points on the question above? A - I think I need a penguin upgrade.
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Ted Nugent said that the girl in The Hunger Games had excellent archery form. And he ought to know.
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Why would you say such a thing?
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Q - I left my heart in San Francisco.... A - I have no idea what you're asking me to do.
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Shortest lecture of all time. (See also "The Core".) Include a guest speaker from the Flat Earth Society. Preferably Thomas Dolby. New Topic: Special musical guests that Pariah could invite to his Honors and AP chemistry lectures on Friday.
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Q - How do Ivan and Victoria celebrate Valentine's Day? A - That candy is disgusting.
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Somebody sabotaged the fusebox to make the lights go out halfway through the game. Oh wait, wrong Super Bowl. New Topic: Creative ways to pass one's Sunday afternoons now that the NFL season is over.
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Do we all need safety helmets?
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So, like a more disgusting version of String Theory?
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1) Big Bad Voodoo Daddy 2) Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash 3) Corb Lund and the Hurtin' Albertans Honorable mention: Pinto Bennett and the Famous Motel Cowboys
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Today's topic: Three Bands with Awesome Names
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That wouldn't help. SI is already a part of my required curriculum. If we really want to change it metric, we need to get NIST and the Office of a weights and Measures involved. Change the road signs and gas pumps. Americans will buy gasoline by the liter and measure their trips in kilometers only when the current units are no longer available.
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"You're an arrogant kid with a bad attitude and no previous job experience. What should I hire you?" "Because when I finally take over this town, I'll remember whether you hired me today, and I'll make you either very rich or very dead." "Welcome aboard, son!"
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Why not?
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Are you a doctor?
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Q - How does William Shatner describe the ideal version of Star Wars? A - Not really talent, as such, but certainly notoriety.
