Pariah

His enormous forehead.

Have you tried GPS?

Captain Who?

I love this man's analysis of how we speak today: Like, You Know by Taylor Mali

Anything is poisonous in sufficiently high doses, isn't it?

You prefer theobromine, perhaps?

Q - Lady Gaga's running for governor? What's her platform? A - No, I don't doubt that you can do it. I just don't think you should.

I'm sorry, I dozed off for a moment there...what was the question?

Perchance to dream?

Q - Hello Kitty fan fiction? Is there even a market for that? A - The last thing I needed the first thing this morning.

The ability to understand the slurred speech of the idiots behind you who have already had half a dozen or so.

Q - SPAM is the devil's lunch meat. Wouldn't you agree? A - I am one with the wind and sky.

Q - So, what's the deal with comets? A - It's not the very last thing I expected, but close.

Insomnia? Or perhaps you have two small children in your home?

Why would sodium have the chemical symbol "Na" if its name were kalium?

'Kalium' is potassium and 'natrium' is sodium; doesn't everyone know this?

The Red Hot Chili Peppers with Bruno Mars. Wait, what do you mean they're actually doing that?! NEW TOPIC: Subtle signs that the crew of Babylon 5 no longer finds your antics amusing.

Reminds me of Grond's origin story. TV Tres even comments on it.

In other words, in the School of Medicine, down in the basement. New Topic: Foxbat walks into a bar....

"This academic year has been an exercise in demonstrating the second law of thermodynamics."

"And thanks to a very generous donation, I would like to announce the creation of a new endowed professorship and to introduce to you our fine university's first Shirley MacLaine Professor of Astrology, Dr. Horace Wedbetter." New Topic: I've got first semester final grades calculated and posted. Now what?

Are we really going to talk about advanced physics in this thread?

Q - What response prompted Cancer to give a student an F- on their final exam? A - Well, if that's all you need, I suppose it's okay.

Like Bo Derek?

A couple of my favorites: Iron Man: Billionaire playboy weaponsmith ends up on the wrong side of his own creation and is forced to invent a new technology to save his own life. He has a change of heart and realizes that he can also use that technology to fight the forces of evil. I love redemption stories. Beast: Born with physical gifts beyond the limits of normal human achievement, he uses his extensive knowledge of biochemistry to make himself even stronger, faster, and more agile. The fact that it turns him into a blue-furred monster hardly phases him at all. Captain Britain: Choose one of the following artifacts - the Sword of Might, or the Amulet of Right. Captain Britain proved he was worth of the title with his choice. And honestly, after the 90s, I'm pretty much a fan of any origin story other than "born a mutant".