Pariah
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Q - How does William Shatner describe the ideal version of Star Wars? A - Not really talent, as such, but certainly notoriety.
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Turn your head and cough, isn't it?
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Q - You made a half-pony half-monkey monster to try to please the beautiful woman you've abducted to your secret lair? That's just evil! A - I won't come down today.
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An "isolated incident"?
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Um, there aren't any.
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Spoo - The Other Blue Meat.
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That's sad, isn't it?
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Isn't Jayne in there already?
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...or math.
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Haven't you heard the saying, "Find a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life?" Which is bunk, by the way. Just sayin'.
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Q - Commander Data, why did you push Counselor Troi into the water? A - True, it may not have been the logical response, but it was the awesome response.
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Gila monsters are electrolytes?
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Q - Am I roaming, or am I not? Why can't I get a straight answer from my wireless provider?! A - That feature costs more than you can afford--unless, of course, you are the government of Bulgaria.
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HE likes certain kinds of horses, yes. (Aquatic birds, not so much at the moment.)
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Wow, I've been gone a while. By the way, 't.i.d.' does mean 'three times a day'. I remember that from a medical terminology class I subbed for years ago. No idea on T-dot, though. Also, I believe "Six Easy Pieces" is under 300 pages.
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Q - How do you know you're eating way too many legumes? A - All I wanted was a &@#!! sandwich.
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Miley Cyrus-Justin Bieber cage match. NEW TOPIC: Subtle signs that Foxbat has decided to make you his new sidekick.
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Yeah, let's not get started on calculus. That's a slippery slope.
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Q - I knew there would be days when I'd be stretched to my breaking point, but this is ridiculous. A - I believe it was John F. Kennedy who said, "Bite me, Castro!"
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I'll bet they smell bad.
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The winner is immediately declared the front-runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination.
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Q - So, we have a very, very special event planned for church next weekend. Will I see you there? A - I'm pretty sure that's not the way that song goes.
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He moves blockers out of the way with just a wave of his hand. New Topic: Subtle signs that the cheerleaders are really meta-humans/mutants/aliens/whatever.
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What is this "work" of which you speak?
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Q - How would you like to be punched in the kidneys, kicked in the privates, and kissed repeatedly by Zooey Deschanel? A - I could be twice as satisfied for half the price.
