Pariah
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A giant mutated poinsettia. New Topic: What are other classic Champions supervillains asking Santa to bring them fro Christmas?
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Because Americans love pennies so much, the national mint has decided to make the new dollar coins the same size and color as a penny. New Topic: Why is it so (redacted) cold outside?!
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Do we have entrenching tools?
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Winter's finally here Cold as endothermic Hell Won't get to freezing
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Q - Still trying to find that bug, Ambassador Mollari? A - Seriously, who even drives a stick shift any more?
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The interviewer pulls a cricket bat out of her desk and asks if you've ever had a concussion.
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Q - It's a puppy. What's the big deal? A - Not if Reed Richards hears about it first.
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Is that the one with Mr. Bean?
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Q - Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? A - Fo' drizzle.
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Yes. Yes, it is a good joke.
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Has anyone checked the fence?
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Or maybe a machete?
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Zombies? Really?
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This wouldn't be the first time, would it?
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That kinda rhymes with academia, doesn't it?
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Q - What's the matter with these infernal stockings? A - I think we've discovered why the rum's always gone.
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...especially when induced by two children under the age of four years.
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Does 'dook' really rhyme with 'book'?
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Q - I know we had wool rationing, but now there's sheep rationing, too? A - Baking Bread.
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Q - Preston, where are you going with that bomb? A - Not that kind of cheese.
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Would he need a mariachi band for backup?
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Q - Did you really think turkeys could fly?! A - Mary had a little lamb, with mint jelly.
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His Master Plan! involves goose grease, vermilion paint, a footlong submarine sandwich, and twenty-three feather pillows. New Topic: What do various members of The Champions want for Christmas?
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Liberace could be embarrassed?
