Pariah

Never heard of mochi before now. I could give it a try. Best Served Cold: Revenge vs. A nice raspberry sorbet

Tenor

Like a nice raspberry sorbet.

What were we talking about, again? I forgot.

Oh, it was much more elegant than that. (But yeah, the unis are laughable. Always have been.)

Technically Latino rather than Hispanic (speaking Portuguese rather than Spanish), I like Sunspot. I particularly like the way he was portrayed as part of the Avengers. His solution for defeating AIM was sheer brilliance.

I thought that was 'revenge'.

Sadly, I am entirely unable to disagree with this.

Or political 'science'.

Now we're talking about anti-vaxxers and homeopathic medicine.

Wait, what?

This. So much this.

Jaime Reyes, Blue Beetle III.

My third period underachievers routinely turn in science fiction that clearly demonstrates how little they know.

It was basically an "Observe and report" exercise. Fabricating data would've required more effort than actually completing the lab--and more than these particular students would likely be willing to make, I expect. But, under school and classroom policy, I could just go ahead and give them zeroes anyway. I'm giving them half credit because I'm a nice guy.

Q: Wait, the Canadians are blaming us for the Olympic Athletes from Russia winning the gold medal in men's ice hockey? A: Not to be confused with actual music, of course.

Let's see...bad sci-fi is Voyager and the Star Wars prequels. Bad fantasy is Twilight. Sci-fi wins.

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Wrote this at the bottom of a couple of lab reports today: "Because your group and xxx's group submitted exactly the same results, I'm going to take the points you earned on the lab and split them between both groups."

Verbosity

Bert & Ernie. Two friends, one eyebrow. Dessert Dilemma: Chocolate cake vs. Apple crisp a la mode

Sports

"I thought you said your dog wouldn't bite." "It's not my dog."

With a good enough team around him, even Nick Foles can win a Super Bowl.