Pariah

You can keep that diamond ring that I gave you Keep the boat, the house, the clothes, the dog, the car Everything that we bought from the very start And I'll tell you what, you can even have my heart Cause I won't need it after all the Hell you put me through Yeah, it'll be a while before I can love again All the ripping and their tearing you did to my insides Well it's safe to say you took me for a ride Well I'm sure that you won't come crawling back to me I'm sure that you won't try to call Don't send your little brother over to collect anything Cause there's nothing here, you already have it all Cause I won't need it after all the Hell you put me through Yeah, it'll be a while before I can love again All the ripping and their tearing you did to my insides Well it's safe to say you took me for a ride Well there's one thing I'm digging besides the pain That's your promise that I'll never have to see you again Cause I won't need your shit after all the Hell you put me through Yeah, it'll be a while before I can love again All the ripping and their tearing you did to my insides Well it's safe to say you took me for a ride

Where I live, we frequently get both in the same day. I like that. Children of Legends: Rosanne Cash vs. Hank Williams Jr.

So, the professor just posted the first of three exams for my Quantum Mechanics and Relativity class. It's eight pages. Front and back. Mother of Hades.

Outstanding!

Lady P and I are going to see Chicago and REO Speedwagon in concert in June.

How is that accomplished? And can it be done with pizza?

Yeah, maybe in 2022....

We don't all scream for Rocky road candy (see above). Hard Rock Showdown: Onyx vs. Basalt

Q: Do you really have detachable digits? A: The Greatest Show on Ceti Alpha V!

I'll take pirates over Templars/Illuminati any day. We All Scream.... Ben & Jerry's vs. Ice cream made using liquid nitrogen

Shani Davis might be the grumpiest man at Winter Olympics

Our astronomical friend is correct! Assuming you're all caught up, you can make your final pick in a little over five hours. I've updated the rosters; please let me know what I may have missed / forgotten. Great work so far, everyone. I can't wait to read the upcoming stories!

Slovenia? Really?

Don't be nervous about the robots. Be nervous about the people with the resources to build them.

I once saw a chapter in a math book titled "The Pythagorean Theorem and Other Grecian Formulas".

Light travels much faster than sound. This is why some people appear to be intelligent--until they speak.

The only successful substitute for intelligence is silence.

RDU Neil is the last survivor of the planet Xenon. He gains his incredible powers from blue-white sunlight.

Dwayne Johnson is a real person. The Rock is a character.

Seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.

How about Knights Templar + lab coat?

Herbie, for the sake of nostalgia. Which is the least interesting? The last half-hour of parent-teacher conferences vs. Watching bread rise vs. Watching grass grow

Are there days that don't qualify as "Stay Home and Drink Day"?

I envision him in a dark overcoat and fedora, personally.

Someone jimmied the lock on my mother-in-law's car at church last Sunday and stole about $200-300 worth of groceries and other stuff. I'm trying to determine which circle of Dante's Hell that qualifies the little SOB for.